Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux

[Internet Apex]

Kerry Wood Andre Dawson is my favorite baseball player of all time. And I'm about 5% 100% certain that he never touched PEDs in his life.

BBM'd

Put a percentage on Dawson and amphetimines though. .5%? I don't care.

Also: Where's the outrage over PED use in pro-football?

[Canadouche]

Kerry Wood Andre Dawson is my favorite baseball player of all time. And I'm about 5% 100% certain that he never touched PEDs in his life.

BBM'd

Put a percentage on Dawson and amphetimines though. .5%? I don't care.

Also: Where's the outrage over PED use in pro-football?

Didn't they say that Dawson took a ridiculous amount of pain killers to play every day?  Would he have been successful without them?  Does that make them PEDs?  Who the fuck cares?

[morpheus]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

Yes, I'm pretend gay on the internet to amuse you. That doesn't mean you should reproduce.

Oh really? ....... Fuck ..........

(takes assless chaps off, puts underwear and pants back on)

.......... Fuck

For the record, there's no such thing as assed chaps.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

Yes, I'm pretend gay on the internet to amuse you. That doesn't mean you should reproduce.

Oh really? ....... Fuck ..........

(takes assless chaps off, puts underwear and pants back on)

.......... Fuck

For the record, there's no such thing as assed chaps.

How hard did you look for them?

[Bort]

Wouldn't assed chaps just be leather pants?

[Quality Start Machine]

bumped for Kerry Wood still having huge steel balls.

[Internet Apex]

bumped for Kerry Wood still having huge steel balls.

Female Fertility Drug is a helluva drug.

[Saul Goodman]

Damn I love me some Kerry Wood.

[Internet Apex]

Damn I love me some Kerry Wood.

Watching that at bat vs. Giambi and hearing Borb talk about the effectiveness of a straight change against him reminded me of the one Remlinger K'd him with back in 2003. Wood was in the dugout and slammed down a water bottle in excitement after Remlinger got Giambi and I went about 20 times more apeshit than I did just now. Good times. Fuck John Grabow in the fucking face.

[Saul Goodman]

Damn I love me some Kerry Wood.

Watching that at bat vs. Giambi and hearing Borb talk about the effectiveness of a straight change against him reminded me of the one Remlinger K'd him with back in 2003. Wood was in the dugout and slammed down a water bottle in excitement after Remlinger got Giambi and I went about 20 times more apeshit than I did just now. Good times. Fuck John Grabow in the fucking face.

THAT

[Internet Apex]

Damn I love me some Kerry Wood.

Watching that at bat vs. Giambi and hearing Borb talk about the effectiveness of a straight change against him reminded me of the one Remlinger K'd him with back in 2003. Wood was in the dugout and slammed down a water bottle in excitement after Remlinger got Giambi and I went about 20 times more apeshit than I did just now. Good times. Fuck John Grabow in the fucking face.

THAT

I just realized as Marmol was getting all those oh-so-generous calls off the outside edge that the homeplate ump was none other than the great Jerry Meals, arbiter of Kerry's 20K masterpiece. Best ump ever or best ump that ever lived?

[PenPho]

For posterity.

[CBStew]

Pretty easy to tear up over that. 

[Internet Apex]

Pretty easy to tear up over that. 

Bah. It's not like he died. Jesus Christ, you guys.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Pretty easy to tear up over that. 

Bah. It's not like he died. Jesus Christ, you guys.

Get a son.