Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux

[CT III]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

[Slaky]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

[Bort]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

I dislike the Yankees, dislike their fans, and think Jeter has a fist-magnet face, but I would root for them over the White Sox in a heartbeat.

And, though I would not root for the Yankees to win it, I will admit that I will root for Kerry to pitch well. Because I like the kid.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

CT went all-in on the White Sox a few weeks ago.

The latest meth binge is so bad he thinks he sees hornets everywhere he looks.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I dislike the Yankees, dislike their fans, and think Jeter has a fist-magnet face, but I would root for them over the White Sox in a heartbeat.

And, though I would not root for the Yankees to win it, I will admit that I will root for Kerry to pitch well. Because I like the kid.

I guess you've got a year and some change on the young whippersnapper.

[Bort]

I dislike the Yankees, dislike their fans, and think Jeter has a fist-magnet face, but I would root for them over the White Sox in a heartbeat.

And, though I would not root for the Yankees to win it, I will admit that I will root for Kerry to pitch well. Because I like the kid.

I guess you've got a year and some change on the young whippersnapper.

I sure do.

He was the first major league player I was aware of that was younger than me.

[CT III]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

CT went all-in on the White Sox a few weeks ago.

The latest meth binge is so bad he thinks he sees hornets everywhere he looks.

Mugsy Bogues is stealing my trash.

[Internet Apex]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

CT went all-in on the White Sox a few weeks ago.

The latest meth binge is so bad he thinks he sees hornets everywhere he looks.

Mugsy Bogues is stealing my trash.

And your grandmother just converted a four-point play in your living room.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I love Kerry Wood.

[CBStew]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

I didn't say that I would root for the White Sox.  I said that I would root for them before I rooted for the Yankees.  I would also root for gangrene before I rooted for the Yankees.

[Oleg]

The Yankees have been my second favorite team since I was 10.  I don't really care whether any of you jackasses care.

[BH]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

I didn't say that I would root for the White Sox.  I said that I would root for them before I rooted for the Yankees.  I would also root for gangrene before I rooted for the Yankees.

The Yankees don't have a guy who'd lay down a bunt with a guy on 3rd and 2 outs. That takes stones.

[CBStew]

So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

Welcome aboard, Stew.

You, too, would sooner root for the White Sox than the Yankees? That's just fucked up. And sickening. And wrong.

I didn't say that I would root for the White Sox.  I said that I would root for them before I rooted for the Yankees.  I would also root for gangrene before I rooted for the Yankees.

The Yankees don't have a guy who'd lay down a bunt with a guy on 3rd and 2 outs. That takes stones.

Dwight Stones.  Helluva high jumper in his day but knows nothing about baseball.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Yankees have been my second favorite team since I was 10.  I don't really care whether any of you jackasses care.

Put on a Yankee hat and prove my theory.

[smg]

Yesterday's game was on TBS, so I saw Kerry's appearance.  I hope he gets his ring, but he didn't exactly strike out the side.  It was more of a mixed bag.  He got the last out of the 7th and made Evan Longoria duck on a called strike, which was awesome.  But in the eighth, he alternated between strike outs and four pitch walks, and eventually left with the bases loaded and two outs.  The next reliever took care of the third out and no one scored.  That was his first appearance after coming off the DL and he did arrive in Florida at like 4 in the morning, so hopefully not necessarily representative.

Also, given that he's a Yankee, the scraggly beard was gone.  Couldn't help but notice.