Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux

[Yeti]

Yesterday's game was on TBS, so I saw Kerry's appearance.  I hope he gets his ring, but he didn't exactly strike out the side.  It was more of a mixed bag.  He got the last out of the 7th and made Evan Longoria duck on a called strike, which was awesome.  But in the eighth, he alternated between strike outs and four pitch walks, and eventually left with the bases loaded and two outs.  The next reliever took care of the third out and no one scored.  That was his first appearance after coming off the DL and he did arrive in Florida at like 4 in the morning, so hopefully not necessarily representative.

Also, given that he's a Yankee, the scraggly beard was gone.  Couldn't help but notice.

Hold on there... Kerry struck out the side. It was bonerrific and I will listen to nothing to the contrary. Also, fuck the Yankees for making him get rid of his 'merican facial hair.

Also, Kerry Wood (Insert your last name) seems like a great name. Just sayin'

[smg]

Yesterday's game was on TBS, so I saw Kerry's appearance.  I hope he gets his ring, but he didn't exactly strike out the side.  It was more of a mixed bag.  He got the last out of the 7th and made Evan Longoria duck on a called strike, which was awesome.  But in the eighth, he alternated between strike outs and four pitch walks, and eventually left with the bases loaded and two outs.  The next reliever took care of the third out and no one scored.  That was his first appearance after coming off the DL and he did arrive in Florida at like 4 in the morning, so hopefully not necessarily representative.

Also, given that he's a Yankee, the scraggly beard was gone.  Couldn't help but notice.

Hold on there... Kerry struck out the side. It was bonerrific and I will listen to nothing to the contrary. Also, fuck the Yankees for making him get rid of his 'merican facial hair.

Also, Kerry Wood (Insert your last name) seems like a great name. Just sayin'

Because Kerry solves the whole "Casey could be a girl's name" problem?  Although I'm guessing Kerry didn't have a bunch of guys messing with him. 

[Armchair_QB]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

[Yeti]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Especially since Wood's wife is so freaking hot.

[CT III]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Relative to what?  I need clarification.

[Internet Apex]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Relative to what?  I need clarification.

What if he hooked up with Gayle Sayers? Your mind is literally blown.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Relative to what?  I need clarification.

What if he hooked up with Gayle Sayers? Your mind is literally blown.

And what of Gail and Carrie Fis(c)her?

[Quality Start Machine]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Relative to what?  I need clarification.

What if he hooked up with Gayle Sayers? Your mind is literally blown.

And what of Gail and Carrie Fis(c)her?

and what if Carrie Underwood married Mike Fisher?

Oh, wait...

[Powdered Toast Man]

Yesterday's game was on TBS, so I saw Kerry's appearance.  I hope he gets his ring, but he didn't exactly strike out the side.  It was more of a mixed bag.  He got the last out of the 7th and made Evan Longoria duck on a called strike, which was awesome.  But in the eighth, he alternated between strike outs and four pitch walks, and eventually left with the bases loaded and two outs.  The next reliever took care of the third out and no one scored.  That was his first appearance after coming off the DL and he did arrive in Florida at like 4 in the morning, so hopefully not necessarily representative.

Also, given that he's a Yankee, the scraggly beard was gone.  Couldn't help but notice.

Seeing the freshly shorn Kerry Wood brought me back to that 20-K game against Houston.  He still looks like a 20 year old baby.  <3 you, Kerry.

[Richard Chuggar]

Yesterday's game was on TBS, so I saw Kerry's appearance.  I hope he gets his ring, but he didn't exactly strike out the side.  It was more of a mixed bag.  He got the last out of the 7th and made Evan Longoria duck on a called strike, which was awesome.  But in the eighth, he alternated between strike outs and four pitch walks, and eventually left with the bases loaded and two outs.  The next reliever took care of the third out and no one scored.  That was his first appearance after coming off the DL and he did arrive in Florida at like 4 in the morning, so hopefully not necessarily representative.

Also, given that he's a Yankee, the scraggly beard was gone.  Couldn't help but notice.

Hold on there... Kerry struck out the side. It was bonerrific and I will listen to nothing to the contrary. Also, fuck the Yankees for making him get rid of his 'merican facial hair.

Also, Kerry Wood (Insert your last name) seems like a great name. Just sayin'

Nice effort, Yeti.

[Slaky]

How weird would it be if Kerry hooked up with Kerry Sayers?

Relatively weird, I suppose.

Relative to what?  I need clarification.

What if he hooked up with Gayle Sayers? Your mind is literally blown.

And what of Gail and Carrie Fis(c)her?

and what if Carrie Underwood married Mike Fisher?

Oh, wait...

I believe she's going to keep her name. Wonder how Underwood will look on the back of a hockee jersey.

[smg]

Dudes, it was a three run homer.

For those who haven't paid attention, Kerry's ERA is now 3.00, down from something like 7 when he was traded.  His Yankkes ERA is something like .35.  And I don't think there have been any inherited runners scoring either. 

[Yeti]

Dudes, it was a three run homer.

For those who haven't paid attention, Kerry's ERA is now 3.00, down from something like 7 when he was traded.  His Yankkes ERA is something like .35.  And I don't think there have been any inherited runners scoring either. 

Kerry is the fucking man.

[Internet Apex]

Dudes, it was a three run homer.

For those who haven't paid attention, Kerry's ERA is now 3.00, down from something like 7 when he was traded.  His Yankkes ERA is something like .35.  And I don't think there have been any inherited runners scoring either. 

Kerry is the fucking man.

HGH is a helluva drug.