Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux

[Yeti]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

[Bort]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

[Yeti]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

[Bort]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

Yes, I'm pretend gay on the internet to amuse you. That doesn't mean you should reproduce.

[Yeti]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

Yes, I'm pretend gay on the internet to amuse you. That doesn't mean you should reproduce.

Oh really? ....... Fuck ..........

(takes assless chaps off, puts underwear and pants back on)

.......... Fuck

[Internet Apex]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

Doesn't matter, kid is screwed - he's a Cubs fan.

You've had to deal with it for years. Why shouldn't he? Wait, is that not the way we're supposed to be raising kids? Shit. This world is better that there isn't a mini-Yeti running around.

Yes, and fish can swim.

Yes, and you have an affinity assless chaps and salads tossed

Yes, I'm pretend gay on the internet to amuse you. That doesn't mean you should reproduce.

Oh really? ....... Fuck ..........

(takes assless chaps off, puts underwear and pants back on)

.......... Fuck

Ok. Fine. I fucking laughed.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I love internet Apex with every fiber of my being, except when comes on here and throws turds in Kerry Wood's face.  Fuck you, Pex.  Yeah, I'm blinded my throbbing Wood boner.  That guy can do no wrong.

[Richard Chuggar]

Whoa!  Did smg pop?

Um, no, not for another 11 weeks.  I appreciate the vivid terminology, though.

Hey there

[Chuck to Chuck]

Whoa!  Did smg pop?

Um, no, not for another 11 weeks.  I appreciate the vivid terminology, though.

Been there, seen it three times.  "Pop" hardly covers it.

[smg]

Whoa!  Did smg pop?

Um, no, not for another 11 weeks.  I appreciate the vivid terminology, though.

Been there, seen it three times.  "Pop" hardly covers it.

Having a C-section.  Show up, have a baby 45 minutes later.  Nifty.

[Saul Goodman]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

What's the alternative?  Joining Meth Nation, cheering for the Shite Sux, me and Kerm's beloved Twins, no baseball at all?

[Bort]

I don't get it. I love Kerry Wood. I don't care how he all of a sudden got good again.

Couldn't it just possibly be pitching on a competitive team on a regular basis, rather than being trotted out as a closer for a team that never wins every 8 days or so?  Plus, recovering from a couple of injuries?  We don't have the Cubs to root for, I haven't watched an inning of baseball in 6 weeks, can't we just have this?

Speaking of which: is it morally justifiable to teach my son to root for the Cubs?  I'm really not sure at this point.  Not that there will be any stopping my dad from passing that along.

What's the alternative?  Joining Meth Nation, cheering for the Shite Sux, me and Kerm's beloved Twins, no baseball at all?

Man, being a baseball fan sucks.

[Internet Apex]

I love internet Apex with every fiber of my being, except when comes on here and throws turds in Kerry Wood's face.  Fuck you, Pex.  Yeah, I'm blinded my throbbing Wood boner.  That guy can do no wrong.

Wow. I don't see where I threw a turd at him. Baseball players do HGH all the time. Who cares? You don't have to get all asshurt when they do it. Just pretend they're football players.

[Internet Apex]

Kerry Wood is my favorite baseball player of all time. And I'm about 5% certain that he never touched PEDs in his life.

[BBM]

Kerry Wood Andre Dawson is my favorite baseball player of all time. And I'm about 5% 100% certain that he never touched PEDs in his life.

BBM'd