2010 College Football

[SKO]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

[Quality Start Machine]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

when he flames out, he does it in breathtaking fashion. I positive.

[SKO]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

when he flames out, he does it in breathtaking fashion. I positive.

Fair enough. Split stats are a handy tool. They can tell you, for instance, why PenFoe hates Jay Cutler:

Jay vs. Steelers: 2-0, 49/67 (73.1%), 484 yds, 5 tds, 2 ints, 7.22 YPA, 105.6 Rating, 4 rushes, 40 yards.

[Slaky]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

when he flames out, he does it in breathtaking fashion. I positive.

Fair enough. Split stats are a handy tool. They can tell you, for instance, why PenFoe hates Jay Cutler:

Jay vs. Steelers: 2-0, 49/67 (73.1%), 484 yds, 5 tds, 2 ints, 7.22 YPA, 105.6 Rating, 4 rushes, 40 yards.

And zero bathroom rapes.

[Quality Start Machine]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

when he flames out, he does it in breathtaking fashion. I positive.

Fair enough. Split stats are a handy tool. They can tell you, for instance, why PenFoe hates Jay Cutler:

Jay vs. Steelers: 2-0, 49/67 (73.1%), 484 yds, 5 tds, 2 ints, 7.22 YPA, 105.6 Rating, 4 rushes, 40 yards.

And zero bathroom rapes.

Only because there's consent.

[SKO]

Oh and Ryan Leaf jumped to the NFL the second he was eligible. Ryan Mallett was likely going to be the number one pick if he jumped (lot fewer questions than Bradford's broken shoulder) but he chose to stay in order to graduate and possibly get Arkansas a shot at the national title. I'm not one for sap stories, but I'd somehow think he shows a bit more maturity by passing on 50 million in guaranteed money than the guy who told NFL scouts that his first move after becoming the #1 pick would be to go to Vegas.

In some circles, passing on 50 million dollars would seem all kinds of retarded. But not in SKO's world.

It's called character jerk.  The kid promised his momma he was gonna get a degree in phys ed and he's gonna do it.

Hell I think it was a stupid move after what happened to Bradford. Maybe he just didn't want to play for the Rams. Might point is that he seems pretty far from the half-witted bag of douche that was Ryan Leaf. My point is that if he was the drunken moran that LDA thinks he is I'd bet he'd have taken the damn money.

I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to Ryan Leaf and I'm on the record as a big fan of Armcock Mallett. I just find it funny that some people think it's honorable to turn down 50 million dollars. Fuck a long career. I'll take the 50 mildo.

I would too. I'd also go to Vegas after being the number one pick. I wouldn't spend a God damn minute studying game film and I would throw around money like it was nothing and go to bed every night buried somewhere in a pile of supermodels. Then I'd play like Leaf or JaMarcus. I don't have an armcock, sadly, and I'm only 5'10'', so I'm never going to be in that position. Therefore I can call those who do that lazy, worthless sonsabitches who threw away a golden opportunity while climbing up on my soapbox and giving props to Ryan Mallett for something that only matters to "people that play the game the right way." I have totally forgotten my point. Either way, any dumbfuck that needs a quarterback and passes on Ryan Mallett will deeply regret it.

I can't wait for the Cardinals to fuck that up.

There are quite a few teams out there that may be worse than Arizona and need quarterbacks. Jacksonville. Oakland. Buffalo. Cleveland.

Minnesota. Dallas.

Not THI. We need a another 8-10 years of Tony Romo wearing the blue star. My favorite QB since Danny White.

Romo's had some out and out flops against the Giants, but he's still 5-4 against them overall with a 94.3 QB rating and a 16-10 TD-INT ratio. You're sure you wouldn't just rather face Quincy Carter or Chad Hutchinson again?

when he flames out, he does it in breathtaking fashion. I positive.

Fair enough. Split stats are a handy tool. They can tell you, for instance, why PenFoe hates Jay Cutler:

Jay vs. Steelers: 2-0, 49/67 (73.1%), 484 yds, 5 tds, 2 ints, 7.22 YPA, 105.6 Rating, 4 rushes, 40 yards.

And zero bathroom rapes.

Intrepid Reader: PenFoe
Totally mature that we can't just objectively discuss how Cutler sucks (despite all of the evidence to the contrary and the fact that this whole argument exists solely because I suffer from horrible Chuck-like confirmation bias over a hatred toward a player I formed for no apparent reason while he played for a "rival" of my team but then I hated him more for demanding a trade from that team after the team...umm...tried to trade him...but those rivals whom I hate are classy and it was totally wrong of him to do that so I hate him even more) without someone bringing up Roethlisberger. Real mature.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Mallett just reminds me a bit too much of Ryan Leaf to have any confidence about what he will turn out to be.  Besides the public intoxication thing, there's some other stuff out there that would trouble me if I were a GM.

I suppose 6' 7"/238 lb. QBs with trobbing armcocks basically grow on trees.

Armcock trees aside, though, is he at least good enough to be on your list of players you would get near with Joe Francis' cock? Or does this whole 'drinking alcohol' thing entail an automatic demotion?

Holy shit, no horse is ever dead enough for you, is it?

As far as my remark about Mallett...not much secret that he was a complete screw-off when he was at Michigan.  If I were a GM right now (2 games into his Junior season), I'd have some reservations about him if this were a conversation about my franchise QB.  It's the same type of thing that was being said about not just Leaf, but well published about JaMarcus Russell during their time in college. 

I'll sacrifice a little arm to have a more certainty upstairs.  You can choose to do otherwise in your interwebz NFL GM role.  If he has a Miguel Cabrera type season in the NFL at some point, I'll eat more crow.

I'm going to need some kind of link or something about this alleged screw-off and his screw off behavior at Michigan. Because I'll certainly base my imaginary #1 overall pick on what he did as an 18 year old back up. Or maybe I'll base it on the fact that his completion percentage has skyrocketed with his experience, his arm is ungodly, and unlike the wildly emotional and easily flapped Ryan Leaf, Mallett is praised over and over for his composure and cool in the pocket. He's nothing like Leaf. Leaf's completion percentage in college was 53%. He was never, ever, no matter how god damn immature or mature he was, going to be accurate enough to survive in the NFL. Mallett has raised his completion % from 43.3% in very limited time as a freshman to 55.8% last year to 70.0% this year. Luck is arguably worthy of the #1 spot because he's played in a pro system, is accurate, and has a great edge when it comes to mobility, but the team that passes on Mallett for maturity reasons deserves a special place in NFL purgatory.

DPD bulletin.

You take Mallett, I'll take Ponder...let's catch up in three or four seasons and see where we're at.   In some form, this will be decided.

You're tossing stats at me, when that's not what concerns me about Mallett.  I also know that college stats don't really translate all that well to the NFL, which is a point that's made every single year at draft time by just about any scout or "expert" who opines on how they try to separate QB1 from QB2. 

And my goal isn't, and hasn't been to change your mind.  You like Ryan Mallett and that's OK.

[Yeti]

I like Nate Scheelhaase. First round material written all over him.

[Oleg]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

I believe that is correct...I didn't get the memo about going to TDubbs and I met you guys at United Center.  And yes, you were definitely wasted...but Mike D and I were mildly aroused amused by it.

[Bort]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

I believe that is correct...I didn't get the memo about going to TDubbs and I met you guys at United Center.  And yes, you were definitely wasted...but Mike D and I were mildly aroused amused by it.

Was that the same year IGH Murray wanted to be everyone's best friend?

[Richard Chuggar]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

I believe that is correct...I didn't get the memo about going to TDubbs and I met you guys at United Center.  And yes, you were definitely wasted...but Mike D and I were mildly aroused amused by it.

Was that the same year IGH Murray wanted to be everyone's best friend?

Maybe

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

I believe that is correct...I didn't get the memo about going to TDubbs and I met you guys at United Center.  And yes, you were definitely wasted...but Mike D and I were mildly aroused amused by it.

Was that the same year IGH Murray wanted to be everyone's best friend?

Yes. 

Also, the officials did everything to give the Hawks the game but they still lost in OT to the Rangers.

[Internet Apex]

I mostly just enjoy dredging up old bullshit that new bullshit reminds me of (and was additionally curious about whether you're some sort of teetotaler or something).

Nah, quite far from it.  A few of the natives can attest to me drinking a significant amount of overpriced pilsner at a Hawks game a couple of years back.

Oh yeah!  Man, I was wasted.  If I recall, that was the Friday game after which a couple of us went of to Shitty's for the Annual JO-fest.  I believe we started of the evening drinking at TDubbs's.  Was that the game?

I believe that is correct...I didn't get the memo about going to TDubbs and I met you guys at United Center.  And yes, you were definitely wasted...but Mike D and I were mildly aroused amused by it.

Was that the same year IGH Murray wanted to be everyone's best friend?

Yes. 

Also, the officials did everything to give the Hawks the game but they still lost in OT to the Rangers.

And afterward some dude whipped out his weinis in the parking lot to take a leak - much to the delight disgust of TPex and LFork.