2010 College Football

[R-V]

Just one week to go...

Go Vandy.

I laughed.

Is Northwestern really worth hating on, Slak?  I know U of I's been in the shitter for a long time but...it's Northwestern and we're talking football.

Why don't you go flip over a bus full of retards going to the zoo while you're at it?

They weren't until Night Man got here. Now, it's fucking on.

Yes, this. It's fun to rib a fellow Desipiot. Unless you're planning on going all KNØRT ERVIN on us and throwing a faggy tantrum every time someone makes a joke.

Night Man, he gets it. He knows I went to U of I and he knows that I know that U of I has the worst goddamn football team in the state. I'm the one on the bus full of retards, you see? I'm deflecting the easy criticism because I'm in the position of weakness. I'm being, what's called by some, an internet bully. You see? There's nothing glamorous about what I do.

We (you, me, BH, Slezak, and Illinois football) are going to be good this year. With young Shitheelface at the helm, this team is going places.

[R-V]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

So are they cool with you jerking it twice a day to Milton Friedman's portrait in the hallway?

[Yeti]

Just one week to go...

Go Vandy.

I laughed.

Is Northwestern really worth hating on, Slak?  I know U of I's been in the shitter for a long time but...it's Northwestern and we're talking football.

Why don't you go flip over a bus full of retards going to the zoo while you're at it?

They weren't until Night Man got here. Now, it's fucking on.

Yes, this. It's fun to rib a fellow Desipiot. Unless you're planning on going all KNØRT ERVIN on us and throwing a faggy tantrum every time someone makes a joke.

Night Man, he gets it. He knows I went to U of I and he knows that I know that U of I has the worst goddamn football team in the state. I'm the one on the bus full of retards, you see? I'm deflecting the easy criticism because I'm in the position of weakness. I'm being, what's called by some, an internet bully. You see? There's nothing glamorous about what I do.

We (you, me, BH, Slezak, and Illinois football) are going to be good this year. With young Shitheelface at the helm, this team is going places.

Hey, I go to U of I, too, you fuck

...Springfield....

[Slaky]

Just one week to go...

Go Vandy.

I laughed.

Is Northwestern really worth hating on, Slak?  I know U of I's been in the shitter for a long time but...it's Northwestern and we're talking football.

Why don't you go flip over a bus full of retards going to the zoo while you're at it?

They weren't until Night Man got here. Now, it's fucking on.

Yes, this. It's fun to rib a fellow Desipiot. Unless you're planning on going all KNØRT ERVIN on us and throwing a faggy tantrum every time someone makes a joke.

Night Man, he gets it. He knows I went to U of I and he knows that I know that U of I has the worst goddamn football team in the state. I'm the one on the bus full of retards, you see? I'm deflecting the easy criticism because I'm in the position of weakness. I'm being, what's called by some, an internet bully. You see? There's nothing glamorous about what I do.

We (you, me, BH, Slezak, and Illinois football) are going to be good this year. With young Shitheelface at the helm, this team is going places.

You can't go wrong with Nathan Shithouse. Do we have any 30 year old defensive backs this year? Wouldn't seem right without one.

[Waco Kid]

Just one week to go...

Go Vandy.

I laughed.

Is Northwestern really worth hating on, Slak?  I know U of I's been in the shitter for a long time but...it's Northwestern and we're talking football.

Why don't you go flip over a bus full of retards going to the zoo while you're at it?

They weren't until Night Man got here. Now, it's fucking on.

Yes, this. It's fun to rib a fellow Desipiot. Unless you're planning on going all KNØRT ERVIN on us and throwing a faggy tantrum every time someone makes a joke.

Night Man, he gets it. He knows I went to U of I and he knows that I know that U of I has the worst goddamn football team in the state. I'm the one on the bus full of retards, you see? I'm deflecting the easy criticism because I'm in the position of weakness. I'm being, what's called by some, an internet bully. You see? There's nothing glamorous about what I do.

We (you, me, BH, Slezak, and Illinois football) are going to be good this year. With young Shitheelface at the helm, this team is going places.

Illinois football; where by halftime of the Missouri game you're throwing in the towel for the season.

[CBStew]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

[Armchair_QB]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

[CBStew]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

[Internet Apex]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

Or the Mushrooms.

[Armchair_QB]

http://www.sportswriters.net/fwaa/news/2010/rice100826.html

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

Too late.  The REAL birthplace of the A-Bomb is already using it.

[PenPho]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

Too late.  The REAL birthplace of the A-Bomb is already using it.

The Hiroshima Isotopes?

[Internet Apex]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

Too late.  The REAL birthplace of the A-Bomb is already using it.

The Hiroshima Isotopes?

Intrepid Reader: Roger Sterling

"Too soon?"

[thehawk]

I was going to make a smart-ass comment about rooting for the University of Chicago football team, because when I lived in Chicago there was this elitist pride in the fact that Hutchins had eliminated football at the U of C.  But now I find out that football has been back at UC since 1969 so now you guys can make smart-ass comments about how they still don't have football at UC.

When I got my current jorb working for said University I was as surprised as you were to find that the Maroons do in fact have a football program.  I found out when I got the email saying I could pick up a free pass to all Maroon home athletic events, including home football games.  The pass is apparently good for me and any guests...

Get a brain, Maroons?

Wasn't the A-Bomb developed, at least in part, under the grandstand at the football field?

Yes.

Instead of the "Maroons", I propose that they call themselves  "The Isotopes".

Too late.  The REAL birthplace of the A-Bomb is already using it.

The Hiroshima Isotopes?

Intrepid Reader: Roger Sterling

"Too soon?!"

[PenPho]

Well, as long as we're talking 2010 College Football...

New Richmond QB and former USC Trojan Aaron Corp, said Richmond's level of play was comparable to U.S.C.'s.

The thought of this douchecaboose riding a scooter around our small, serene wooded campus makes me want to go punch Matt Leinart.