2010 College Football

[Internet Apex]

Well, as long as we're talking 2010 College Football...

New Richmond QB and former USC Trojan Aaron Corp, said Richmond's level of play was comparable to U.S.C.'s.

The thought of this douchecaboose riding a scooter around our small, serene wooded campus makes me want to go punch Matt Leinart.

By all means, please do.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Well, as long as we're talking 2010 College Football...

New Richmond QB and former USC Trojan Aaron Corp, said Richmond's level of play was comparable to U.S.C.'s.

The thought of this douchecaboose riding a scooter around our small, serene wooded campus makes me want to go punch Matt Leinart.

By all means, please do.

Who really needs a reason to punch Matt Leinart?

[CBStew]

Well, as long as we're talking 2010 College Football...

New Richmond QB and former USC Trojan Aaron Corp, said Richmond's level of play was comparable to U.S.C.'s.

The thought of this douchecaboose riding a scooter around our small, serene wooded campus makes me want to go punch Matt Leinart.

By all means, please do.

Who really needs a reason to punch Matt Leinart?

His mom.

[R-V]

The Big Ten Conference will announce football division alignments, beginning with the 2011 season, tonight at 7 p.m. ET, the league said in a press release.

Andy Katz of ESPN reports multiple sources have identified the new divisions as: Michigan, Nebraska, Iowa, Michigan State, Northwestern and Minnesota in one division and Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin, Purdue, Indiana and Illinois in the other.

Sources also say the divisions were decided upon Monday. Preserving traditional rivalries such as Michigan-Michigan State, Iowa-Minnesota, Purdue-Indiana and Indiana-Illinois were key concerns, Katz reports.

In men's basketball, the sources tell the network the Big Ten will play a 16-game conference schedule, with teams playing the others in their division twice and the teams in the other division once.

Dennis Dodd of CBS has conflicting information, reporting via Twitter: "Latest BREAKING rumor: Mich, OSU in same division. Game moved to earlier in the season."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nebraska/Iowa will turn into a pretty big rivalry pretty quickly, I'm-a-thinkin'

[Internet Apex]

Nebraska/Iowa will turn into a pretty big rivalry pretty quickly, I'm-a-thinkin'

Pretty much and it won't be pretty either.

[Chuck to Chuck]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

[Internet Apex]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Purdue may not be a national power or anything but they're not a perennial creampuff either. They're quite often top half of the Big Ten. Even last year, a shit year, they finished 4-4 in the conference and knocked off both Michigan and Ohio State. So suck my fuckin dick.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Purdue may not be a national power or anything but they're not a perennial creampuff either. They're quite often top half of the Big Ten. Even last year, a shit year, they finished 4-4 in the conference and knocked off both Michigan and Ohio State. So suck my fuckin dick.

While the OSU win was nice, beating a shitty Michigan team by 2 points in not something to crow about.

[Internet Apex]

Purdue may not be a national power or anything but they're not a perennial creampuff either. They're quite often top half of the Big Ten. Even last year, a shit year, they finished 4-4 in the conference and knocked off both Michigan and Ohio State. So suck my fuckin dick.

While the OSU win was nice, beating a shitty Michigan team by 2 points in not something to crow about.

A road win is a road win. Go straight to hell.

[Saul Goodman]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Purdue may not be a national power or anything but they're not a perennial creampuff either. They're quite often top half of the Big Ten. Even last year, a shit year, they finished 4-4 in the conference and knocked off both Michigan and Ohio State. So suck my fuckin dick.

Someday Apex will be telling his grandbabies all about the year Purdue went 4-4 in conference, it was so awesome you guys.

[SKO]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Really? Penn State, which has averaged 10 wins a year over the last five years and has had back to back 11 win seasons, is weak? Are you just saying this because they've lost to Iowa twice? I'd kill for Illinois to be so weak as to lose 4 games in two years. Indiana and Illinois are perennial creampuffs, I'll grant that, but Apex's homerism aside, I don't think Purdue's average finish of 5th in an 11 team league over the last ten years makes them "creampuffy."

[Internet Apex]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Really? Penn State, which has averaged 10 wins a year over the last five years and has had back to back 11 win seasons, is weak? Are you just saying this because they've lost to Iowa twice? I'd kill for Illinois to be so weak as to lose 4 games in two years. Indiana and Illinois are perennial creampuffs, I'll grant that, but Apex's homerism aside, I don't think Purdue's average finish of 5th in an 11 team league over the last ten years makes them "creampuffy."

*scowls, paces menacingly*

[Chuck to Chuck]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Really? Penn State, which has averaged 10 wins a year over the last five years and has had back to back 11 win seasons, is weak? Are you just saying this because they've lost to Iowa twice? I'd kill for Illinois to be so weak as to lose 4 games in two years. Indiana and Illinois are perennial creampuffs, I'll grant that, but Apex's homerism aside, I don't think Purdue's average finish of 5th in an 11 team league over the last ten years makes them "creampuffy."

De-astigmatismed.

[SKO]

What will the cross-over rivalries be?  Guesses here:

Michigan-Ohio State
Iowa-Wisconsin
Illinois-Northwestern
Nebraska-Penn State

And two who cares between Minnesota, Michigan State and Indiana, Purdue.

Ohio State gets off easy.  Penn State is weaker (at least until JoePa retires).  Perennial cream puffs in Purdue, Indiana and Illinois.  And if Michigan keeps it's head up it's ass, there's another win.  OSU is looking at 4 or 5 conference wins easily every year for the foreseeable future.

Really? Penn State, which has averaged 10 wins a year over the last five years and has had back to back 11 win seasons, is weak? Are you just saying this because they've lost to Iowa twice? I'd kill for Illinois to be so weak as to lose 4 games in two years. Indiana and Illinois are perennial creampuffs, I'll grant that, but Apex's homerism aside, I don't think Purdue's average finish of 5th in an 11 team league over the last ten years makes them "creampuffy."

De-astigmatismed.

Weaker than what, exactly? A 12 win team? A team that's won three of the last 5 conference championships rather than two? Or been to three BCS bowl games rather than two? You've got some ridiculously fucking high standards for excellence if Penn State somehow fails to make the grade.