2010 College Football

[SKO]

God dammit. Three minutes to be a fucking hero, Mallett. YOU OWE ME THIS. NO ONE WILL LOVE YOUR RIGHT ARM LIKE I CAN.

[Armchair_QB]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

[SKO]

So he rifles the 7 yard out route over the receivers head but can't put enough oomph behind a ball he's throwing away. Fack. Have fun in Buffalo, you heartbreaker.

[JD]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

[Slaky]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

[Armchair_QB]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

Million dollar arm, 25 dollar control tower.

[JD]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/team/roster/_/id/57/florida-gators

[Slaky]

Do I know what rhetorical means!?

[Armchair_QB]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/team/roster/_/id/57/florida-gators

Well done.

[SKO]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

Million dollar arm, 25 dollar control tower.

That makes 12 interceptions in 17 games. He had a bad game against the nation's best defense and one that actually knows how to use the Cover 2 defense the way it was intended to be used. He sucked eggs, but this was the exception, not the rule. We'll see how he performs the rest of the year. This could very well be their only loss.

[SKO]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

Million dollar arm, 25 dollar control tower.

That makes 12 interceptions in 17 games. He had a bad game against the nation's best defense and one that actually knows how to use the Cover 2 defense the way it was intended to be used. He sucked eggs, but this was the exception, not the rule. We'll see how he performs the rest of the year. This could very well be their only loss.

DPD. Just go ahead and add Ryan Mallett to my unabashed apologist resume. Put it below Jay Cutler somewhere near the crossed out Rex Grossman.

[Yeti]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He was probably drunk

[Waco Kid]

A minor setback in the Armcock for Heisman campaign.

*I don't really care, I just wanted to type Armcock.

[CT III]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

Million dollar arm, 25 dollar control tower.

That makes 12 interceptions in 17 games. He had a bad game against the nation's best defense and one that actually knows how to use the Cover 2 defense the way it was intended to be used. He sucked eggs, but this was the exception, not the rule. We'll see how he performs the rest of the year. This could very well be their only loss.

DPD. Just go ahead and add Ryan Mallett to my unabashed apologist resume. Put it below Jay Cutler somewhere near the crossed out Rex Grossman.

I'm beginning to think that SKO is not the brilliant football analyst I thought he was.

Looks like it's Fro Dog again for me.

[SKO]

Ryan Mallett's not very smart.

He's got a chinstrap beard and walks around wearing straight-billed ballcaps and velvet jumpsuits.  That was known before the game started.

Right. I'm waiting for the list of cons.

Million dollar arm, 25 dollar control tower.

That makes 12 interceptions in 17 games. He had a bad game against the nation's best defense and one that actually knows how to use the Cover 2 defense the way it was intended to be used. He sucked eggs, but this was the exception, not the rule. We'll see how he performs the rest of the year. This could very well be their only loss.

DPD. Just go ahead and add Ryan Mallett to my unabashed apologist resume. Put it below Jay Cutler somewhere near the crossed out Rex Grossman.

I'm beginning to think that SKO is not the brilliant football analyst I thought he was.

Looks like it's Fro Dog again for me.

I've freely admitted that a nice throbbing armcock will sometimes dull my perception of reality. I still think Mallett is legit though. Even with the turnovers, 350 yards against Alabama is impressive. He's salvageable.