2010 College Football

[SKO]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

[Slaky]

I don't think Boise sucks by any means. I think they'd fare well in any conference. Would they run the table? Maybe. We'll never know. But until they play credible teams in conference I don't give a shit what they do.

[SKO]

I don't think Boise sucks by any means. I think they'd fare well in any conference. Would they run the table? Maybe. We'll never know. But until they play credible teams in conference I don't give a shit what they do.

Why don't you just cut your god damn hair and go get some new slacks at JC Penny's, because you're just part of the machine, pal. You used to be cool, man.

[Slaky]

I don't think Boise sucks by any means. I think they'd fare well in any conference. Would they run the table? Maybe. We'll never know. But until they play credible teams in conference I don't give a shit what they do.

Why don't you just cut your god damn hair and go get some new slacks at JC Penny's, because you're just part of the machine, pal. You used to be cool, man.

One of us. One of us.

[Bort]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

[SKO]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

[JD]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

[SKO]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I pick my battles. Never on principle, but always on whether or not I can win.

[Tonker]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

[Slaky]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

[SKO]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

I just don't get the logic. Animals themselves eat other animals. Why is it immoral for humans to do the same?

[Yeti]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

I just don't get the logic. Animals themselves eat other animals. Why is it immoral for humans to do the same?

Because they're all liberal elitist pussies above the rest of the barbaric humans that feed on other animals.

[Bort]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.  

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

This. My wife gets sick if she eats chicken, beef, pork, or lamb. And she's a bleeding heart about animals. But she's not deranged enough to go full vetard.

[Quality Start Machine]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

I just don't get the logic. Animals themselves eat other animals. Why is it immoral for humans to do the same?

Because they're all liberal elitist pussies above the rest of the barbaric humans that feed on other animals.

Until you develop a healthy, hetero love of bacon, sit in the back of the carnivore bus.

[Yeti]

I realize that this will just lead to more bitching and moaning that won't accomplish anything, and there'll never be a playoff until someone figures out a way to ensure that it will raise as much money as the bowl games do, but the point is that the system is fucked and Boise's a great example of it.

When will people learn? CAPITALISM JUST DOESN'T WORK!

Hell, capitalism doesn't really apply to sports anyway. The NFL's revenue sharing and salary caps aren't exactly all invisible-handy.

Monopolies and cartels are a part of capitalism, too. Some might say a big part.

But we're straying from the salient point here, namely: when does the IWW stage their takeover of D-I football?

I punched a kid freshman year who was a Wobblie. The punch had nothing to do with that, and I only found after the fact. But I was proud of it.

SKO: proud future Pinkerton.

I don't even know why the fight started. I was drunk, he threw a punch at my roommate, I answered back. People broke it up, we left, I threw up in the bushes. Later on he was in my speech class and he gave a speech about the IWW and why we should all support their cause. He gave another speech about him and his girlfriend and how inspiring it was that they had both gone vegan together. Honestly, my only regret is not punching him more.

He sounds small and puny.  I'm guessing the threat or retaliation was low.  Good on ya for being smart about violence.   

I'll take my chances against ANY vegan.  One punch, they snap.

I can sort understand vegetarians. You don't like meat, it makes you feel like shit, fine. Don't eat it.

But vegans? They're full of shit.

I just don't get the logic. Animals themselves eat other animals. Why is it immoral for humans to do the same?

Because they're all liberal elitist pussies above the rest of the barbaric humans that feed on other animals.

Until you develop a healthy, hetero love of bacon, sit in the back of the carnivore bus.

I'm coming around.