2010 College Football

[Yeti]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

[Gilgamesh]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

[Yeti]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

Hell, Jr. Huey scoffed at this.

[Eli]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

[Bort]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

I really wish I could scrub that one out of my brain.

[Yeti]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

Too late

Pregant = Anal.

I wasn't so lucky, Jon...... I'm too big.

[Quality Start Machine]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

I really wish I could scrub that one out of my brain.

It's a good thing nobody asked him about the size of his newborn son's dong.

[Slaky]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

I really wish I could scrub that one out of my brain.

It's a good thing nobody asked him about the size of his newborn son's dong.

It's more of a dork.

[Quality Start Machine]

I believe in eating whatever you want, regardless of what some imaginary sky creature says to do or not do.

I think Gil just admitted that he believes in cannibalism.

Absolute freedom.  Imagine it.

The cannibalism line just barely made the cutting room floor when Lennon was working on Imagine, actually.

That gutless slapdick.

It's true. The original line was "no need for greed or hunger, you could feast on your fellow man..."

Maybe *he* can. I just look at human flesh and I gain 5 pounds.

I have a tendency to gain 5 inches

Huey scoffed at this.

I'm attributing this to another Shoutbox meme, one that I *especially* don't want to know about.

I really wish I could scrub that one out of my brain.

It's a good thing nobody asked him about the size of his newborn son's dong.

It's more of a dork.

His dad's a dork.

[Yeti]

It's a good thing nobody asked him about the size of his newborn son's dong.

It's more of a dork.

His dad's a dork. retard.

[Tonker]

It's a good thing nobody asked him about the size of his newborn son's dong.

It's more of a dork.

His dad's a dork. retard.

If Yeti thnks you're a  retard, is that a good sign?  It's all a bit meta.

[Slaky]

Whitlock sez Kelly must go.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Whitlock sez Kelly must go.

I assume this has made the rounds, or "DRLP" as the kids like to say?

[Eli]

More on the scissor lift thing:

http://deadspin.com/5676666/ 

[Slaky]

Illini looking sharp thus far.