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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2010, 09:14:47 AM »
Played The Show and taught BabyIAN to be a Cardinals fan.
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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2010, 09:30:41 AM »
Quote from: SKO on August 03, 2010, 08:55:45 AM
Intrepid Reader Tdubbs: I had secks with a vague, nameless, totally hot chick with naked boobs and all. No, you cannot see a picture. And she doesn't have facebook. But take my word for it.

He's totally seen her naked. A bunch of times.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2010, 09:36:39 AM »
This thread is merely a countdown until Yeti posts: "masturbate."
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Yeti

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2010, 09:38:35 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 03, 2010, 09:36:39 AM
This thread is merely a countdown until Yeti posts: "masturbate."

You have no idea how tempted I've been to say it.... Fine, I jerked it to Christa Flanagan.

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2010, 09:39:20 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 09:13:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 03, 2010, 09:06:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 08:50:45 AM
Put Everett Ewing to bed and started season 2 of Veronica Mars. Man that show was awesome.

That kid's gonna be one hell of an athlete. Or porn star.


Why not both?

Like the late Earl Warren?

Earl Warren wasn't an athlete, Bort.

flannj

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2010, 09:40:03 AM »
I've been somewhat surprised to find that not watching the Cubs hasn't cut down on my drinking.

I just do it now without being so pissed off.
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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2010, 09:47:02 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 03, 2010, 09:39:20 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 03, 2010, 09:13:20 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 03, 2010, 09:06:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 08:50:45 AM
Put Everett Ewing to bed and started season 2 of Veronica Mars. Man that show was awesome.

That kid's gonna be one hell of an athlete. Or porn star.


Why not both?

Like the late Earl Warren?

Earl Warren wasn't an athlete, Bort.

Now who's being naive?
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Simmer

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Re: Things I Did Instead of Watching the Cubs
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2010, 11:22:28 AM »
I still watch Cubs baseball.  Haha, suckers!  Hahaha...haha...ha,  ....  ::uncontrolled sobbing::

No really, I use StreamTorrent to watch some other non-dick baseball teams.  Recommended.
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