Avoiding the Inception Threads

[Slaky]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I'll watch the baby.

[Slaky]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

[Internet Apex]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

And suckle your breast? Nasty.

[CT III]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

And suckle your breast? Nasty.

What?  It's natural, you prude.

[Bort]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.

This guy is.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

[Eli]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.

No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.

DISCLAIMER: I have not actually seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.

[Internet Apex]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.

No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.

DISCLAIMER: I have not actually seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.

I've actually seen it and can honestly say that if you read Eli's post it will spoil the film completely. You might as well stay home and watch Beer League.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

Maybe TDubbs won't take smg out after all!

[Bort]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.

No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.

DISCLAIMER: I have not actually seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.

I've actually seen it and can honestly say that if you read Eli's post it will spoil the film completely. You might as well stay home and watch Beer League.

No one is going to watch that.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

[Chuck to Chuck]

People next to me brought their 5 year old to the 9 PM show.

Dum.

[Slaky]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

[Richard Chuggar]

People next to me brought their 5 year old to the 9 PM show.

Dum.

Why?