Avoiding the Inception Threads

[Richard Chuggar]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

[Bort]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

You might have just won father of the year.

[Slaky]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Thanks for translating my post into retard.

[Simmer]

I have better luck at Minesweeper than I do avoiding Inception threads.  See?  I didn't even avoid this one.  What the fuck man?  What the fuck.

[Slaky]

I have better luck at Minesweeper than I do avoiding Inception threads.  See?  I didn't even avoid this one.  What the fuck man?  What the fuck.

But this is the Inception Avoidance thread. So coming here is hunky dory.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

[PenPho]

Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?

Yes - me.

And I haven't seen any of those other movies either.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?

[Slaky]

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?

The ol' Redbeard-bocaj combo was legendary in it's firm grasp on retardation.

[Powdered Toast Man]

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?

How is what I said retarded?

[Richard Chuggar]

I'll watch the baby.

Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.

You can't take babies to movies?

It's bad form.

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

But Slak said that he'd sleep thru the whole thing anyway.  That was my point.  if he's going to sleep the whole time, then not having a babysitter is a weak excuse.  Or just make your wife watch the kid and go to the show.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.

I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid.  Get over yourself.

Dubbs, it's more for the people around us.  You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  Amiright?

Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?

How is what I said retarded?

Slak said none of the people in the theater want to see his kid. After all, they're there for the movie.

TDubbs countered that the people in the theater are there to see the movie, not Slak's kid.

You responded to TDubbs that, to the contrary, the real issue is the people in the theater who are trying to watch a movie and don't want to hear a kid crying.

[Internet Apex]

And now, another Inception Thread to avoid.