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Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« on: August 04, 2010, 04:30:24 PM »
6-for-16, homer five RBI in four games since coming to the Cubs.

And at 5-feet-11, he looks huge with this infield.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 06:12:42 PM »
Garmonbozia Beans!
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 06:40:26 PM »
More like Pank DeShit! Eh? Eh?
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 06:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 04, 2010, 06:40:26 PM
More like Pank DeShit! Eh? Eh?

This makes no sense.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 06:58:45 PM »
So he's a left-handed Theriot who can hit, field and run the bases?

Cool.

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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2010, 11:49:36 PM »
He's Mike Fontenot until I decide otherwise. And I'm not deciding anything until next April.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 12:17:02 AM »
I'm sticking with Blake DeDongDong until further notice.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2010, 12:44:33 AM »
Maybe the Great Rudy Jaramillo can turn him into Chase Utley.

20 of these a season, please.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 07:36:40 AM »
I hate that I'm accepting "Well, at least he doesn't fuck up all that much" from Blake DeDongDong.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2010, 08:37:34 AM »
Garbonzo Joyce DeDongDong?
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 08:38:26 AM »
Blake DeWitt... He of the .779 Minor League OPS and the .726 Major League OPS!!!!!! SSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEEuh!
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2010, 09:03:16 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 05, 2010, 08:38:26 AM
Blake DeWitt... He of the .779 Minor League OPS and the .726 Major League OPS!!!!!! SSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEEuh!

He's a second baseman.  If he can sit around .750 (which isn't a given, I understand) for a few years while making around the league minimum, that'd be really useful.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 09:06:25 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2010, 09:03:16 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 05, 2010, 08:38:26 AM
Blake DeWitt... He of the .779 Minor League OPS and the .726 Major League OPS!!!!!! SSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEEuh!

He's a second baseman.  If he can sit around .750 (which isn't a given, I understand) for a few years while making around the league minimum, that'd be really useful.

You're crazy.  This is the perfect position for Adam Dunn.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 09:07:17 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 05, 2010, 09:06:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2010, 09:03:16 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 05, 2010, 08:38:26 AM
Blake DeWitt... He of the .779 Minor League OPS and the .726 Major League OPS!!!!!! SSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEEuh!

He's a second baseman.  If he can sit around .750 (which isn't a given, I understand) for a few years while making around the league minimum, that'd be really useful.

You're crazy.  This is the perfect position for Adam Dunn.

Ah ah ah, in the abstract.
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Re: Blake DeWitt: Worthy of a splooge thread
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2010, 09:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 05, 2010, 09:07:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 05, 2010, 09:06:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 05, 2010, 09:03:16 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 05, 2010, 08:38:26 AM
Blake DeWitt... He of the .779 Minor League OPS and the .726 Major League OPS!!!!!! SSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEEuh!

He's a second baseman.  If he can sit around .750 (which isn't a given, I understand) for a few years while making around the league minimum, that'd be really useful.

You're crazy.  This is the perfect position for Adam Dunn.

Ah ah ah, in the abstract.

Then we need to trade him NOW.
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