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Gilgamesh

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Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« on: August 11, 2010, 01:20:40 PM »
Dan Rostenkowski, 82.

Title probably sucks.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM »
I'd go with "Return to Sender" myself
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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 02:02:39 PM »
Rottingcorpseski?
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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 02:30:50 PM »
Preceded in death--by about 25 years--by his dream of a crosstown expressway that ran roughly along Cicero Ave.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 02:41:29 PM »
Dead Deadingdeadski?
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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 02:54:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Dead Deadingdeadski?

"Another Dead Polack"?
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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 04:35:53 PM »
If only someone would have told him that cancer isn't funny.
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PenPho

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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 05:19:29 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on August 11, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
If only someone would have told him that cancer isn't funny.

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO CANCER WITH YOU?
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Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2010, 09:57:20 PM »
That's nothing. I lost $400,000 just by an extraction.
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