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[CT III]

While I enjoy a nice scotch as much as the next SKO, I'm also partial to sweet beverages. 

Anyway, grabbed some of this at Binny's the other day:



Basically, if you like horchata and you like rum, you should get this. 

If you use Bailey's for anything, use this instead. 

Holy shit it's good.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

While I enjoy a nice scotch as much as the next SKO, I'm also partial to sweet beverages. 

Anyway, grabbed some of this at Binny's the other day:



Basically, if you like horchata and you like rum, you should get this. 

If you use Bailey's for anything, use this instead. 

Holy shit it's good.

Cool.

What does your husband drink?

[CT III]

While I enjoy a nice scotch as much as the next SKO, I'm also partial to sweet beverages. 

Anyway, grabbed some of this at Binny's the other day:



Basically, if you like horchata and you like rum, you should get this. 

If you use Bailey's for anything, use this instead. 

Holy shit it's good.

Cool.

What does your husband drink?

Well, he's Irish so...probably semen.

[PenPho]

While I enjoy a nice scotch as much as the next SKO, I'm also partial to sweet beverages. 

Anyway, grabbed some of this at Binny's the other day:



Basically, if you like horchata and you like rum, you should get this. 

If you use Bailey's for anything, use this instead. 

Holy shit it's good.

Cool.

What does your husband drink?

Well, he's Irish so...probably semen.

And THAT is how it's done.

[PenFoe]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right? 

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

[SKO]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right? 

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

BOO.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right? 

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also: note that Jack itself (now 80 proof) was bottled at 90 proof until 1987.

[Slaky]

Also: note that Jack itself (now 80 proof) was bottled at 90 proof until 1987.

this dick won't jack itself

[SKO]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right? 

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

[PenFoe]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right? 

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

I'm thinking this guy would have rather spend $1 more per bottle than having his drink messed with.

And he's on record as being the cheapest guy on this message board.

[SKO]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right?  

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

I'm thinking this guy would have rather spend $1 more per bottle than having his drink messed with.

And he's on record as being the cheapest guy on this message board.

Well, hell, if I've already decided to hitch on the fancy pants (with belt) and get something fancier than a $15 bottle of Jim Beam, I'm fine with paying an extra couple of bucks for Maker's Mark. Oh well. As far as top shelf bourbon goes there's always Woodford, 1792, Knobb, or this local stuff that is absolutely fantastic. Your loss, Maker's Mark. Someone else will bring out my inner Cyndi Lauper.

[flannj]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right?  

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

I'm thinking this guy would have rather spend $1 more per bottle than having his drink messed with.

And he's on record as being the cheapest guy on this message board.

Well, hell, if I've already decided to hitch on the fancy pants (with belt) and get something fancier than a $15 bottle of Jim Beam, I'm fine with paying an extra couple of bucks for Maker's Mark. Oh well. As far as top shelf bourbon goes there's always Woodford, 1792, Knobb, or this local stuff that is absolutely fantastic. Your loss, Maker's Mark. Someone else will bring out my inner Cyndi Lauper.

Bourbon makes you masturbate?

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right?  

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

I'm thinking this guy would have rather spend $1 more per bottle than having his drink messed with.

And he's on record as being the cheapest guy on this message board.

Well, hell, if I've already decided to hitch on the fancy pants (with belt) and get something fancier than a $15 bottle of Jim Beam, I'm fine with paying an extra couple of bucks for Maker's Mark. Oh well. As far as top shelf bourbon goes there's always Woodford, 1792, Knobb, or this local stuff that is absolutely fantastic. Your loss, Maker's Mark. Someone else will bring out my inner Cyndi Lauper.

Bourbon makes you masturbate?

Oxygen makes him masturbate.

[SKO]

I don't know if this is a big deal, but Maker's Mark to Dilute Bourbon by 7 Percent

Clearly this isn't the best way to save a buck, right?  

Wouldn't raising prices versus (quite literally) diluting the product and brand be a better option?

Meh. Do you really think the TDubbses of the world will notice a drop from 90 to 84 proof? It'll still be a step up from Jack and Beam at 80.

I'm less worried about the drop in proof than any noticeable change in flavor. I mean, I know that diluting the product at the distillery is different than just adding water to it at a bar or whatever, but, it's Maker's Mark.

I'm thinking this guy would have rather spend $1 more per bottle than having his drink messed with.

And he's on record as being the cheapest guy on this message board.

Well, hell, if I've already decided to hitch on the fancy pants (with belt) and get something fancier than a $15 bottle of Jim Beam, I'm fine with paying an extra couple of bucks for Maker's Mark. Oh well. As far as top shelf bourbon goes there's always Woodford, 1792, Knobb, or this local stuff that is absolutely fantastic. Your loss, Maker's Mark. Someone else will bring out my inner Cyndi Lauper.

Bourbon makes you masturbate?

Oxygen makes him masturbate.

Well, this took a bit of a digression, didn't it?