Fine Liquor

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory.

[thehawk]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

[Saul Goodman]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory.

What about today's opener? Zima?

[ChuckD]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

I'm not a huge fan of EXTREME levels of peatiness, but think Glenfidditch is delicious. Are there other similar scotches out there I should be trying?

Or just stick to bourbon and Jameson because I'm a simpleton with an unrefined palate?

[SKO]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

I'm not a huge fan of EXTREME levels of peatiness, but think Glenfidditch is delicious. Are there other similar scotches out there I should be trying?

Or just stick to bourbon and Jameson because I'm a simpleton with an unrefined palate?

If you like Glenfiddich you'd also like Glenlivet. It's pretty easygoing as far as single malt scotches go. Mild peatiness.

[Tonker]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

I'm not a huge fan of EXTREME levels of peatiness, but think Glenfidditch is delicious. Are there other similar scotches out there I should be trying?

Or just stick to bourbon and Jameson because I'm a simpleton with an unrefined palate?

If you like Glenfiddich you'd also like Glenlivet. It's pretty easygoing as far as single malt scotches go. Mild peatiness.

I mentioned anCnoc before, not a bad option for $40. For a few bucks more, Highland Park is pretty damn tasty.

[Bort]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Look, some of us LIKE drinking a swamp full of medical waste.

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Remember, I ENJOY Malört.

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Look, some of us LIKE drinking a swamp full of medical waste.

for those of us who do, the Costco in Glenview has some of the Laphroaig 15 from last year, for around $75 a bottle. A lot more complex and less smoke-bomby than the 10.

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Look, some of us LIKE drinking a swamp full of medical waste.

for those of us who do, the Costco in Glenview has some of the Laphroaig 15 from last year, for around $75 a bottle. A lot more complex and less smoke-bomby than the 10.

They had Talisker Storm for $35. Anybody try that?

[Tonker]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Look, some of us LIKE drinking a swamp full of medical waste.

for those of us who do, the Costco in Glenview has some of the Laphroaig 15 from last year, for around $75 a bottle. A lot more complex and less smoke-bomby than the 10.

They had Talisker Storm for $35. Anybody try that?

I've been to the Talisker distillery.  On the way there, we drove the single-track road through the peat bogs across the island from Portree to Bracadale (you can Google streetview this, it's beautiful) and it rained so hard that the windscreen wipers on my (new) car couldn't cope, and I couldn't see the road in front of me.  I had to stop the car in the middle of the road and just hope that anybody behind me had had to do the same.  It's a spectacular place, but a very, very, very long way from absolutely anywhere.

[Quality Start Machine]

Laphroaig was in the glass before Schwarber's second HR landed. Tasted like victory the smokestack in center field of the GABP.

Its a bit peaty

Laphroaig is all the way out the other side of peaty and well into iodine-y.  It smells like a fucking hospital.

Look, some of us LIKE drinking a swamp full of medical waste.

for those of us who do, the Costco in Glenview has some of the Laphroaig 15 from last year, for around $75 a bottle. A lot more complex and less smoke-bomby than the 10.

They had Talisker Storm for $35. Anybody try that?

I've been to the Talisker distillery.  On the way there, we drove the single-track road through the peat bogs across the island from Portree to Bracadale (you can Google streetview this, it's beautiful) and it rained so hard that the windscreen wipers on my (new) car couldn't cope, and I couldn't see the road in front of me.  I had to stop the car in the middle of the road and just hope that anybody behind me had had to do the same.  It's a spectacular place, but a very, very, very long way from absolutely anywhere.

I'm enjoying it now. While a lot of whisky snobs might turn up their nose at the fact that this has no declared age, I say respectfully to them, fuck you in the drive-thru. I got this shit for half of what it costs at Binny's, mainly (guessing) because whoever opened the case fucked up the boxes for each bottle.

You can taste the sea air in this, and the 56.4% ABV will make your balls drop...looking at you, SKO.

I poured myself 2 fingers over 4 cubes of ice from my ice dispenser instead of those big-assed ice cubes - because if you use those, fuck you too.

I may have another before the night is through. So here's to women with long legs and brains.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Had another glass, now I'm ready to fucking invade Czechoslovakia, with Motorhead blaring. Who's with me?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I poured myself 2 fingers over 4 cubes of ice from my ice dispenser instead of those big-assed ice cubes - because if you use those, fuck you too.

Chino XL, fuck you too!