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Eli

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Outsourced
« on: August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »
This is going to suck.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?
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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 10:41:46 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?

Unfortunately, yes.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2010, 05:08:14 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

You know what's not going to suck?  Law and Order Los Angeles.

That should have it's own thread.  And it will.
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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?

Unfortunately, yes.

Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2010, 09:09:30 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 


Great. Now I hate life.
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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2010, 09:19:21 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 


So? We have TDubbs. I don't see anyone making a Desipio sitcom. We need to get on that.
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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 09:50:45 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 13, 2010, 09:19:21 AM
So? We have TDubbs. I don't see anyone making a Desipio sitcom. We need to get on that.

http://www.desipio.com/?p=867

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 10:06:13 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 


I may have chuckled a little

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 11:12:58 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?

Unfortunately, yes.

Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

I already hate it as well. Hopefully, this show will fail miserably and Parks & Rec can get back on quickly.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 01:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on August 13, 2010, 11:12:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:41:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?

Unfortunately, yes.

Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

I already hate it as well. Hopefully, this show will fail miserably and Parks & Rec can get back on quickly.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2010, 05:25:25 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 


This sounds kind of like that David Cross pilot if it was sold to NBC and was reworked in to TV cancer.

(Because cancer isn't funny).

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 01:31:22 PM »

What it lacked in humor it made up for in delicious racist stereotypes.
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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 01:59:49 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 12, 2010, 10:09:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
This is going to suck.

Is this still essentially replacing Parks & Rec?

Wait, wut?  Did I miss something about Parks and Rec not coming back or something?
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