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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 02:05:20 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 02:09:19 PM »
IAN/YETI 2012!  "IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!"


J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2010, 07:29:14 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 13, 2010, 05:25:25 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 13, 2010, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 13, 2010, 07:24:30 AM
Which means I hate it without having seen a second of it. Nice work, NBC.

You'd hate it worse if you saw the previews.  I've seen two jokes in the promos:

1. An Indian guy at the outsourced Indian call center (which is in India) nervously sits with his headset on, coached by his clean-cut, American boss (who signed on for a management job at a new company in the States, only to find out on his first day of work that they want him to manage a call center not in America but -- twist -- IN INDIA!  Instead of declining and finding a new job, he apparently uproots his entire life and moves across the world to a foreign country so he can manage a call center that sells novelty goods).  Anyway, the Indian guy pushes the button on his headset to take his first call ever and says in an extra-Indian accent something like "Thank you for calling, how can I help you?"  After a brief pause, he earnestly describes the clothes he is wearing and then asks what the caller is wearing.  The American boss, who seems to be modeled vaguely on a less-charismatic Michael Bluth, hangs up the phone for him and slowly says, while inhaling through his teeth, "Wrong number." 
2. There is a character named Manmeat. 


This sounds kind of like that David Cross pilot if it was sold to NBC and was reworked in to TV cancer.

(Because cancer isn't funny).

IFC advertising that David Cross show on NBC Thursday nights is a winning move.
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Ivy6

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM »
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2010, 06:40:13 PM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

This is poor news.

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2010, 07:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Eli on October 18, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

This is poor news.

This...this is horrible.

Ivy6

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2010, 09:32:39 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 07:22:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 18, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

This is poor news.

This...this is horrible.

I am reading your comments in Samir Nagheenanajar from Office Space's voice and I have to say, it makes this terrible, terrible story slightly funny.

"This is a... fuck!"

"I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

It's funny because they're brown.

Slaky

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2010, 10:08:25 AM »
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 19, 2010, 09:32:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 07:22:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 18, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

This is poor news.

This...this is horrible.

I am reading your comments in Samir Nagheenanajar from Office Space's voice and I have to say, it makes this terrible, terrible story slightly funny.

"This is a... fuck!"

"I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

It's funny because they're brown.

That's what I was going for.

Yeti

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM »
This show is great.

Gilgamesh

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
This show is great.

Did you get hit with a ballpeen hammer?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2010, 10:25:38 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 19, 2010, 10:08:25 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 19, 2010, 09:32:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 18, 2010, 07:22:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 18, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 18, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
Good news, everyone!

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-gives-full-seasons-to-the-event-outsourced-and-lola

QuoteSinking ratings be darned, NBC has given full-season pick-ups to "The Event," "Law & Order: Los Angeles" and "Outsourced."

Quote..."Outsourced"...has averaged 6.3 million viewers and a 3.0 demo rating.

This is poor news.

This...this is horrible.

I am reading your comments in Samir Nagheenanajar from Office Space's voice and I have to say, it makes this terrible, terrible story slightly funny.

"This is a... fuck!"

"I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."

It's funny because they're brown.

That's what I was going for.

Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Notgonnaworkhereanymore.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 10:26:09 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
This show is great.

Did you get hit with a ballpeen hammer?

Don't you get it? He's being ironic a troll.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Gilgamesh

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2010, 10:26:50 AM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Ivy6

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2010, 10:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
This show is great.

You are a berry, berry bad man.  [/wags finger]

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Re: Outsourced
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2010, 10:47:33 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 19, 2010, 10:26:09 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 19, 2010, 10:25:30 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 19, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
This show is great.

Did you get hit with a ballpeen hammer?

Don't you get it? He's being ironic a troll.

Yea, something like that. I watched the first episode (maybe the second, too). It was bad. Bad bad bad. Even if the jokes didn't blow, the premise of the show is just shitty. If HBO had this show and was showing some dots' tits, then maybe we'd be in business. Until then, fuck this show. Give me Parks back