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Zsa Zsa No More
« on: August 16, 2010, 04:38:53 AM »
On her way out, baby.  Everybody's favourite Bohunk, heading to the big wedding chapel in the sky.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 08:25:40 AM »
Hell, yeah.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 08:49:38 AM »
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2010, 08:58:15 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 16, 2010, 08:49:38 AM
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?

Is she dying in a toilet too?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2010, 09:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 16, 2010, 08:58:15 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 16, 2010, 08:49:38 AM
She's trying to tie her star to Elvis for eternity?

Is she dying in a toilet too?



"Meow, dahling."
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2010, 09:13:06 PM »
I don't know what it is, but "Picture Mommy Dead" was RIGHT THERE for you.
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Tonker

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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 03:10:33 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on August 16, 2010, 09:13:06 PM
I don't know what it is, but "Picture Mommy Dead" was RIGHT THERE for you.

Shite.  Yes, it was.  Mine was good, yours is better.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 10:22:59 AM »
And then we'll have only one more Gabor to place on our Dead Pool Lists...

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 11:02:41 PM »
This is why we don't count our bohunks before they buy the farm...

http://www.examiner.com/celebrity-headlines-in-los-angeles/retract-those-last-rites-zsa-zsa-gabor-is-home-1

QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.

Well, sort of. According to her publicist, Gabor would rather pass away in her home than in a creepy, depressing hospital. While doctors offered Gabor the option of additional surgery, she and her Prince husband took a pass in favor of just going home and waiting it out. Only time will tell if she recovers on her own.

Frankly, Zsa Zsa, this whole obsession of yours with "continuing to live" is really getting on my nerves.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 11:28:41 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 17, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.

Recite?
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 12:51:57 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 17, 2010, 11:02:41 PM
QuoteSorry, death pools. Looks like you're going to have to put your money away: Zsa Zsa Gabor's death was a little prematurely anticipated by the socialite herself. After requesting a bedside priest recite the Last Rites to her this weekend, you may have been confused when there weren't any follow-up headlines about her tragic death at 93, or tributes to her sparkly life of slapping cops and dying poodles pink. This is because she's actually at home now, recovering.

Recite?

From memory.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM »
C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.

THIS
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 11:19:29 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2010, 11:02:41 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 18, 2010, 10:29:35 AM
C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.

THIS

Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.
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Re: Zsa Zsa No More
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 11:20:47 AM »
In before lock!
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