Zsa Zsa No More

[Yeti]

C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.

THIS

Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.

I'll just enjoy everyone picking her for 2011 and completely diluting Thrill's pick.

[SKO]

C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.

THIS

Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.make me happier than I've been since my Bretty carried off the Lombardi Trophy after Superbowl XXXI

Huey's a Cheesehead'd.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

C'mon, Zsa Zsa.  135 days...you can do it.

THIS

Not only is my Dead Pool lead as precarious as Miss Garbo's mortality, but the schaudenfreude boner I would get from Thrill doing some premature grave dancing would probably be too much for me to take.

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

No car from Kilgubbin to River Shannon would be safe from a flipping.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

[Bort]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

[PenPho]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.

[Quality Start Machine]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.

Or a dead Hungarian.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

Fine.  

Had Thrill put "Die, Bitch, Die!"--assuming it wasn't misintepreted as "The Bitch, The"-- or any variant therof, it would indicate that he was hoping for her to die; cheering on the Grim Reaper, so to speak--perfectly acceptable.  We're all sports fans and rooting for someone's demise within the calendar year is perfectly within the realm of sportsmanship.  However, I have difficulty in believing an emphatic "YES!" is anything other than a completely celebratory declarative, and that such a declaration would CLEARLY be indicative of one "counting one's chickens before they hatch" to borrow a popular metaphor of our times--particularly coming as it did on the heels of the following comment:

On her way out, baby.  Everybody's favourite Bohunk, heading to the big wedding chapel in the sky.

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.  

There.  Are you fucking satisfied, you possible death-jinxing hippie?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.  As it is, I'm going to take your "YES!, wrap it in a Green Bay #4 jersey and sleep with it tonight.

And may Zsa Zsa Gabor live to sip champaigne at midnight on the last day of December.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.

Posting what update?

Where am I?

Who took my false teeth?

[Quality Start Machine]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.  As it is, I'm going to take your "YES!, wrap it in a Green Bay #4 jersey and sleep with it tonight.

And may Zsa Zsa Gabor live to sip champaigne at midnight on the last day of December.

And hop a flight west so she can croak in another time zone just to piss you off.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.

Posting what update?

Where am I?

Who took my false teeth?

Fine.

If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.

If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.