Zsa Zsa No More

[Quality Start Machine]

This bitch ain't dead yet?

[Quality Start Machine]

This bitch ain't dead yet?

Bump.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Source?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Source?

I think he bumped it to marvel that 'this bitch ain't dead yet' still.

You Hibernian mush brain.

[Quality Start Machine]

Source?

I think he bumped it to marvel that 'this bitch ain't dead yet' still.

You Hibernian mush brain.

Easy pal, don't push him to that grabber until after New Year's.

[Yeti]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1

LOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.

Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.

This is her caretaker.

[Bort]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1

LOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.

Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.

This is her caretaker.

Oh, mercy.

[CT III]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1

LOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.

Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.

This is her caretaker.

He's like a real-life Ralph Wiggum.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1

LOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.

Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.

This is her caretaker.

This is the funniest thing I've read this week.

By a country mile.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's all laugh at Thrillhomo

The mystery of her longevity grows by the day...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hNzxlTyprp6WfaAAcxf_iiwgiCbQ?docId=CNG.b171f9f39fef60760c2155b7b7b4e21a.3e1

LOS ANGELES — The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

The colorful 66-year-old German socialite underwent a procedure at a Beverly Hills clinic to unstick his eye. One of his representatives told TMZ he was in good spirits.

Just two months ago, von Anhalt -- who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess -- was hospitalized for swallowing a bee while sunbathing in his backyard.

This is her caretaker.

This is the funniest thing I've read this week.

By a country mile.

Oh, Mercy.

[Bort]

Whoa, I didn't know this:

On July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls-Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. No handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric_Prinz_von_Anhalt

EDIT: oh and this:

Together with his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor, Prinz von Anhalt has adopted several men. Among them are: Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Marcus Eberhardt), who refers to himself as "Prince Germany";[8] Oliver Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Oliver Bendig); Michael Prinz von Anhalt (formerly known as Michael Killer);[9] as well as Markus Maximilian Prinz von Anhalt.[10] Following the adoption, these men are entitled to use the last name of "Prinz von Anhalt". German newspapers have speculated that Frédéric is effectively selling the name, which would be a criminal offence in Germany and render the adoptions, which were made under German law, invalid.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Whoa, I didn't know this:

On July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls-Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. No handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

[Oleg]

Wait...he's not really a prince?

[Tonker]

SHE JUST WON'T DIE!