Kermit-astic, RV, Morph and Gil Peoria Pride Jim Thome Sploogefest

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Thome's PEORIA CLASS is only matched by that of Jamar Smith.

Jamar Smith and Brian Randle are surefire lottery picks.

And Thome - even though he's from Limestone and not Peoria proper - is the balls. That walkoff last night was tastier than an Avanti's pizza burger.

Do they serve that burger in STRIPS?

It comes in BALLS.

Wait - Kerm is from Peoria?

He's made his love for the Twins pretty well known.  You'd know that if you hadn't gotten run over and killed by a dildo truck.

[R-V]

Thome's PEORIA CLASS is only matched by that of Jamar Smith.

Jamar Smith and Brian Randle are surefire lottery picks.

And Thome - even though he's from Limestone and not Peoria proper - is the balls. That walkoff last night was tastier than an Avanti's pizza burger.

Do they serve that burger in STRIPS?

It comes in BALLS.

Wait - Kerm is from Peoria?

He's made his love for the Twins pretty well known.  You'd know that if you hadn't gotten run over and killed by a dildo truck.

Do you have any suspects?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Thome's PEORIA CLASS is only matched by that of Jamar Smith.

Jamar Smith and Brian Randle are surefire lottery picks.

And Thome - even though he's from Limestone and not Peoria proper - is the balls. That walkoff last night was tastier than an Avanti's pizza burger.

Do they serve that burger in STRIPS?

It comes in BALLS.

Wait - Kerm is from Peoria?

He's made his love for the Twins pretty well known.  You'd know that if you hadn't gotten run over and killed by a dildo truck.

Do you have any suspects?

Your mom?

[Yeti]

Thome's PEORIA CLASS is only matched by that of Jamar Smith.

Jamar Smith and Brian Randle are surefire lottery picks.

And Thome - even though he's from Limestone and not Peoria proper - is the balls. That walkoff last night was tastier than an Avanti's pizza burger.

Do they serve that burger in STRIPS?

It comes in BALLS.

Wait - Kerm is from Peoria?

He's made his love for the Twins pretty well known.  You'd know that if you hadn't gotten run over and killed by a dildo truck.

I call face you stupid potato fucker

[Armchair_QB]

I want to see the Twins do well because I hate the fucking Sox.

But Twins fans are probably Vikings fans too and I hate the fucking Vikings.

I'm so conflicted.

[Internet Apex]

I want to see the Twins do well because I hate the fucking Sox.

But Twins fans are probably Vikings fans too and I hate the fucking Vikings.

I'm so conflicted.

A lot of Bears fans are Sox fans. But then... I hate Bears fans. I don't see a conflict here.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

You don't have to ask me twice to pull for the Twins.

BTW, Target Field is fantastic.  A little bit of a pain to get around (it's no better than Wrigley...seriously).  That aside, it's a phenomenal looking park.  The limestone turned out to be a damn cool idea.  If you are the ballpark weekend type as I am, it's highly recommended.

[CubFaninHydePark]

You don't have to ask me twice to pull for the Twins.

BTW, Target Field is fantastic.  A little bit of a pain to get around (it's no better than Wrigley...seriously).  That aside, it's a phenomenal looking park.  The limestone turned out to be a damn cool idea.  If you are the ballpark weekend type as I am, it's highly recommended.

As someone who lives 10 minutes away from it, this is total truth.

[Gilgamesh]

You don't have to ask me twice to pull for the Twins.

BTW, Target Field is fantastic.  A little bit of a pain to get around (it's no better than Wrigley...seriously).  That aside, it's a phenomenal looking park.  The limestone turned out to be a damn cool idea.  If you are the ballpark weekend type as I am, it's highly recommended.

As someone who lives 10 minutes away from it, this is total truth.

Was he talking about PNC?

[CubFaninHydePark]

You don't have to ask me twice to pull for the Twins.

BTW, Target Field is fantastic.  A little bit of a pain to get around (it's no better than Wrigley...seriously).  That aside, it's a phenomenal looking park.  The limestone turned out to be a damn cool idea.  If you are the ballpark weekend type as I am, it's highly recommended.

As someone who lives 10 minutes away from it, this is total truth.

Was he talking about PNC?

I'm no longer in Pissburgh.  And it's tough to say--but I still think PNC is the better park.

[Internet Apex]

You don't have to ask me twice to pull for the Twins.

BTW, Target Field is fantastic.  A little bit of a pain to get around (it's no better than Wrigley...seriously).  That aside, it's a phenomenal looking park.  The limestone turned out to be a damn cool idea.  If you are the ballpark weekend type as I am, it's highly recommended.

As someone who lives 10 minutes away from it, this is total truth.

Was he talking about PNC?

I'm no longer in Pissburgh.  And it's tough to say--but I still think PNC is the better park.

You just can't help yourself can you, Milton?

[Kermit IV]

I fucking love the Twins.  And I love that they've been doing all of this without Morneau.

[Internet Apex]

I fucking love the Twins.  And I love that they've been doing all of this without Morneau.

What do you have against Morneaux?

[Kermit IV]

I fucking love the Twins.  And I love that they've been doing all of this without Morneau.

What do you have against Morneaux?

Nothing.  I love him, too.  I just love that the team is good enough to overcome mediocre starting pitching and the loss of their biggest slugger, yet still depants the Sox.

[Internet Apex]

I fucking love the Twins.  And I love that they've been doing all of this without Morneau.

What do you have against Morneaux?

Nothing.  I love him, too.  I just love that the team is good enough to overcome mediocre starting pitching and the loss of their biggest slugger, yet still depants the Sox.

They got pwned today though. Maybe if they had Morneaux...