Two Yards Under

[Chuck to Chuck]

Johnny Bailey, former Chicago Bear.  Age 43 from pancreatic cancer.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

[SKO]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

[PenPho]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

Huey remembers everything except for any of the details about Cutler's performance during the 2009 Bears season.

Que Huey with "I remember they beat the Steelers in 3...2..."

[Yeti]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

Huey remembers everything except for any of the details about Cutler's performance during the 2009 Bears season.

Que Huey with "I remember they beat the Steelers in 3...2..."

And all 4 INTs in the first game.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

And boy was I happy as the Bears lost, marking yet another Ditka-Era team that once again went into one of their late-season fades.

Of course we were still a year away from Mike Holmgren so this was all I had.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

Huey remembers everything except for any of the details about Cutler's performance during the 2009 Bears season.

Que Huey with "I remember they beat the Steelers in 3...2..."

DPD.

For the record, the asshat that I am quoting here in reply is on the record as having said "Cutler sucks"

Why I, or anybody else, decided to waste any time engaging in any type of honest discourse with someone so stupid is something I regret deeply.

[PenPho]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

Huey remembers everything except for any of the details about Cutler's performance during the 2009 Bears season.

Que Huey with "I remember they beat the Steelers in 3...2..."

DPD.

For the record, the asshat that I am quoting here in reply is on the record as having said "Cutler sucks"

Why I, or anybody else, decided to waste any time engaging in any type of honest discourse with someone so stupid is something I regret deeply.

None of this changes the fact that your memory is as hollow as that drunken Potato head of yours.

[Bort]

We'll always have his 95 yard punt return against the Chiefs late in the 1990 season.  That's about all I can remember.

How do you remember that shit? You're one of those cheeseheads with the inferiority complex who'd rather see the Bears lose than the Packers win and thus follows them religiously, aren't you?

Huey remembers everything except for any of the details about Cutler's performance during the 2009 Bears season.

Que Huey with "I remember they beat the Steelers in 3...2..."

DPD.

For the record, the asshat that I am quoting here in reply is on the record as having said "Cutler sucks"

Why I, or anybody else, decided to waste any time engaging in any type of honest discourse with someone so stupid is something I regret deeply.

None of this changes the fact that your memory is as hollow as that drunken Potato head of yours.

Pen is only right about Huey being a drunken paddy with an enormous, potato-shaped dome. Other than that, he's wronger than a roomful of Chucks on the Internet.