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flannj

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Machete
« on: September 03, 2010, 02:34:03 PM »
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Re: Machete
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 05:12:02 PM »
Why would I wanna look at Danny Trejo for 90 minutes?
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Re: Machete
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2010, 06:44:32 PM »
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 05:12:02 PM
Why would I wanna look at Danny Trejo for 90 minutes?

Oh, I don't know.



Maybe because you could also look at:
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Lindsay Lohan

or you can look at fat Steven Seagal ya fuckin' homo.
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Re: Machete
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2010, 08:58:13 PM »
Quote from: flannj on September 03, 2010, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 05:12:02 PM
Why would I wanna look at Danny Trejo for 90 minutes?

Oh, I don't know.



Maybe because you could also look at:
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Lindsay Lohan

or you can look at fat Steven Seagal ya fuckin' homo.

Are they, like, kissin' on him and stuff?  Because, seriously...why would I wanna see that? 
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flannj

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Re: Machete
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2010, 11:58:26 PM »
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 03, 2010, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 05:12:02 PM
Why would I wanna look at Danny Trejo for 90 minutes?

Oh, I don't know.



Maybe because you could also look at:
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Lindsay Lohan

or you can look at fat Steven Seagal ya fuckin' homo.

Are they, like, kissin' on him and stuff?  Because, seriously...why would I wanna see that? 

How about Cheech Marin as a Catholic priest?
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Re: Machete
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 02:28:33 PM »
How about Jessica Alba in the shower(mostly a side shot, but you get a very nice view) as well as Lindsay Lohan's big jugs? That's worth the price, as well as lot's of entertaining deaths.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 02:37:20 PM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 09, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
How about Jessica Alba in the shower(mostly a side shot, but you get a very nice view) as well as Lindsay Lohan's big jugs? That's worth the price, as well as lot's of entertaining deaths.

I'm sold

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Re: Machete
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 06:41:53 PM »
Quote from: flannj on September 03, 2010, 11:58:26 PM
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 03, 2010, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: JD on September 03, 2010, 05:12:02 PM
Why would I wanna look at Danny Trejo for 90 minutes?

Oh, I don't know.



Maybe because you could also look at:
Michelle Rodriguez
Jessica Alba
Lindsay Lohan

or you can look at fat Steven Seagal ya fuckin' homo.

Are they, like, kissin' on him and stuff?  Because, seriously...why would I wanna see that?  

How about Cheech Marin as a Catholic priest?

What?  I wouldn't watch that on basic cable.  Why would I care to see that?  
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 02:02:29 PM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 09, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
How about Jessica Alba in the shower(mostly a side shot, but you get a very nice view) as well as Lindsay Lohan's big jugs? That's worth the price, as well as lot's of entertaining deaths.

FYI... Not really Alba's hogans.

 
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 02:07:31 PM »
This crowd has gotten excited over phonier tits.
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Re: Machete
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 02:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
This crowd has gotten excited over phonier tits.

I think we can all agree that she looks good with or without makeup.  Right?
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 03:05:43 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on September 29, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
This crowd has gotten excited over phonier tits.

I think we can all agree that she looks good with or without makeup.  Right?

Not fat enough.
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Re: Machete
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 03:08:22 PM »
Quote from: flannj on September 29, 2010, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 29, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
This crowd has gotten excited over phonier tits.

I think we can all agree that she looks good with or without makeup.  Right?

Not fat enough.

Mr. Chuck still prefers Jeanne Tripplehorn's stunt ass from "Waterworld."
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 03:15:03 PM »
Stunt nudity makes me a sad panda.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 03:16:50 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2010, 03:08:22 PM
Quote from: flannj on September 29, 2010, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: morpheus on September 29, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
This crowd has gotten excited over phonier tits.

I think we can all agree that she looks good with or without makeup.  Right?

Not fat enough.

Mr. Chuck still prefers Jeanne Tripplehorn's stunt ass from "Waterworld."

It was better than her ass in Basic Instinct.