Bears vs. Lions Paulcast - Sunday September 12th, 2010

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Well that's enough of that.

The Derek Anderson era begins now, Ogdens.

[Armchair_QB]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

[Gilgamesh]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

Something about process. Whatever that means.

[Internet Apex]

Now....

How about the Bears defense knocking Stafford out and the healthy linebacking corps in full beastmode all the goddamn day?

And how about Matt Forte: Game Changer. And how about.... Fuck. I'll worry about all this later.

[CT III]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

I don't understand how the tuck rule works either, but if anyone's going to benefit from idiotic rules, I want it to be my team.

[Eli]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

Calvin Johnson caught a game winning touchdown.  

[Gilgamesh]

Now....

How about the Bears defense knocking Stafford out and the healthy linebacking corps in full beastmode all the goddamn day?

And how about Matt Forte: Game Changer. And how about.... Fuck. I'll worry about all this later.

First of all, don't say game changer.

Second, Peppers at the end of the game walked up to Stafford and asked him if he was ok.

Good man.  Class act.

[Gilgamesh]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

Calvin Johnson caught a game winning touchdown.  

But then he didn't.

[CT III]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

Calvin Johnson caught a game winning touchdown.  

Not so fast, Johnson.

[Waco Kid]

Now....

How about the Bears defense knocking Stafford out and the healthy linebacking corps in full beastmode all the goddamn day?

And how about Matt Forte: Game Changer. And how about.... Fuck. I'll worry about all this later.

THIS

[Eli]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

Calvin Johnson caught a game winning touchdown.  

Not so fast, Johnson.

Rug. Yanked. Something something.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Well that's enough of that.

The Derek Anderson era begins now, Ogdens.

I hate this team.

[CubFaninHydePark]

If they bring this back, the fix is clearly in.

And this refs eyes should be gouged out with a spork because he clearly doesn't need or use them.

They didn't call it back.

Does that mean the fix isn't in?

I think it is.

Yup.  This one is as bad as the tuck rule.

[Internet Apex]

I do not understand how that wasn't a touchdown.

(Yeah, I know, that explains a lot)

For someone who doesn't have access to this game, what happened?

Calvin Johnson appeared to win a jumpball against coverage by Zachary Bowman in the endzone with 30 seconds left. On his way to the ground he held the ball in his left hand, arm-outstretched away from his body. Two feet and a knee touched turf before the ball. The ball bounced out upon contact with the ground and the officials ruled it incomplete. Replay review upheld the call on the field. The rule is, apparently that when a dude hits the ground he must maintain possession of the ball for it to be complete. He'd have to hold onto it for a sec or act like he's getting up. That's the rule and they called it right according to the rule. Is it a completely ghey rule? Hell yes. Do the Bears deserve to feel good about a win over Detroit at home on a technicality like that? Hell no.

Do Brian Urlacher and Julius Peppers carry wallets that say "Bad Motherfucker" on them? Probably not. That would be corny as dick.

[Internet Apex]

What's wrong with "game changer?"

That 89 yard TD reception didn't change the game? What about the diving grab in the endzone?