The Fuck You PenFoe Thread, Fall and Winter Edition.

[SKO]

2 days of not talking commences now, per earlier bet with SKO.

You may all send thank yous to the StartKyleOrton headquarters. I prefer cash.

For my lack of belief in this team after the preseason, I too, will impose a two-day moratorium on posts and shouts. If you feel that's too long to suffer without my particular brand of bullshit, you can find my non-football knowing ass on Facebook. Merry Christmas in September, Crabs.

You can stay. I think if you leave we violate the Rooney Rule, or something.

[SKO]

DPD. Cutler is the first Bears quarterback to have 4 straight games with a 100 or greater passer rating since Rudy Bukich in 1965, by the way.

EDITED TO NOTE: Cutler raised his QB rating as a Bear to 81.3 with today's outing, thus making him the highest-rated passer in Bears history.  His 61.4 completion % now also tops the previous record holder, Shane Matthews. Make of that what you will.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD. Cutler is the first Bears quarterback to have 4 straight games with a 100 or greater passer rating since Rudy Bukich in 1965, by the way.

EDITED TO NOTE: Cutler raised his QB rating as a Bear to 81.3 with today's outing, thus making him the highest-rated passer in Bears history.  His 61.4 completion % now also tops the previous record holder, Shane Matthews. Make of that what you will.

BONARTIME

[Yeti]

DPD. Cutler is the first Bears quarterback to have 4 straight games with a 100 or greater passer rating since Rudy Bukich in 1965, by the way.

EDITED TO NOTE: Cutler raised his QB rating as a Bear to 81.3 with today's outing, thus making him the highest-rated passer in Bears history.  His 61.4 completion % now also tops the previous record holder, Shane Matthews. Make of that what you will.

On pace for 5192 yards passing this year, which may or may not be an NFL record. IT'S GONNA HAI

[Internet Apex]

2 days of not talking commences now, per earlier bet with SKO.

You may all send thank yous to the StartKyleOrton headquarters. I prefer cash.

For my lack of belief in this team after the preseason, I too, will impose a two-day moratorium on posts and shouts. If you feel that's too long to suffer without my particular brand of bullshit, you can find my non-football knowing ass on Facebook. Merry Christmas in September, Crabs.

GAHHHHHHH!!! FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER FUCKER FUCK ROMO RAPELISVICKER TURD MISSILE COMMUNISM DALEY BOMB STEVE FUCKING GARVEY GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


(sigh)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

PenFoe-less shoutbox, artist's depiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJPZ-mu-Ts

[Bort]

PenFoe-less shoutbox, artist's depiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJPZ-mu-Ts

I laughed a lot harder than I probably should have.

Probably because I'm "cuaker" wasted.

[PenPho]

PenFoe-less shoutbox, artist's depiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJPZ-mu-Ts

So boring AND gay?

[Eli]

PenFoe-less shoutbox, artist's depiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJPZ-mu-Ts

So boring AND gay?

Wow, two days already?

[Bort]

PenFoe-less shoutbox, artist's depiction...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMJPZ-mu-Ts

So boring AND gay?

Wow, two days already?

God, the time flew.

[SKO]

3-0, 60/91 (65.9%), 870 YDs (9.6 YPA, 290 YPG), 6 TDs, 2 INTs, 109.7 Rating.

Maybe eat a dick, Pen.

[Tony]

I turned the Dan Patrick show on to hear the national media talking about how awesome the Bears are, but instead I heard a discussion about whether or not the Bears would reverse the Cutler/Orton trade if they could. What? Seriously? They won the damn game, and Cutler is still getting shit? I don't understand.

[Slaky]

I turned the Dan Patrick show on to hear the national media talking about how awesome the Bears are, but instead I heard a discussion about whether or not the Bears would reverse the Cutler/Orton trade if they could. What? Seriously? They won the damn game, and Cutler is still getting shit? I don't understand.

Face it, the Bears would be so much better with Orton. They'd be 3-0 but more so. Get it?

[Yeti]

I turned the Dan Patrick show on to hear the national media talking about how awesome the Bears are, but instead I heard a discussion about whether or not the Bears would reverse the Cutler/Orton trade if they could. What? Seriously? They won the damn game, and Cutler is still getting shit? I don't understand.

Dammit. I just downloaded hours 1 and 2. I was kind of excited about listening today.. Fuck.

[SKO]

I turned the Dan Patrick show on to hear the national media talking about how awesome the Bears are, but instead I heard a discussion about whether or not the Bears would reverse the Cutler/Orton trade if they could. What? Seriously? They won the damn game, and Cutler is still getting shit? I don't understand.

Dammit. I just downloaded hours 1 and 2. I was kind of excited about listening today.. Fuck.

Don't. You're going to hear a bunch of shit about how the Bears can't keep winning because they can't run the ball and have a shaky offensive line. Meanwhile, Green Bay is the division favorite because...well they can't run the ball and have a shaky offensive line but people said they'd be good before the year so it must be so now.