The Fuck You PenFoe Thread, Fall and Winter Edition.

[SKO]

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=7349#more-7349 Cutler is second in the NFL in Adjusted Net Yards Per Attempt, which is one of my favorite stats as it adds yards for TDs and subtracts for INTs in order to give you an overall idea of how a QB is doing. The only complaint I have is that it factors in sacks, but I can see the logic in that if you get sacked on 2nd and 8 and then throw a ten yard pass on 3rd and 15, that's not as valuable as if you had thrown that ten yard pass on 3rd and 8. Cutler's at 8.70 A/NYA, well up from last year's abysmal 4.8 (I think the 35 sacks actually hurt more than the 26 INTs, in that category, since he should have gotten points for the 3666 passing yards and the 27 TDs) and his career average in Denver of 6.4, which is a pretty respectable number that was 12th in the NFL in that time frame.

But he sucks.

[Yeti]

Bump.

[PenPho]

Bump.

I don't think you understand how this thread works.

[Yeti]

You wanted some action in here. I think we should all bash on PenFoe in here the rest of the day.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

[PenPho]

You wanted some action in here. I think we should all bash on PenFoe in here the rest of the day.

Again, I don't think you understand how this thread works.

Shocking.

[morpheus]

Jay Cutler: 3 wins.  Ben Rapelisberger: 0 wins.

Did I do that right?

[Yeti]

You wanted some action in here. I think we should all bash on PenFoe in here the rest of the day.

Again, I don't think you understand how this thread works.

Shocking.

It's the fall, and I just want to express my disdain for your existence on my earth

[Gilgamesh]

Just for future reference, Pen's gonna be drinking pee soon: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/soon-well-be-drinking-recycled-pee-some-of-us-already-are/19687450

[CBStew]

Just for future reference, Pen's gonna be drinking pee soon: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/soon-well-be-drinking-recycled-pee-some-of-us-already-are/19687450

Puts me in mind of them three weeks that I spent in a lifeboat after I got shot down in the Pacific.

[PenPho]

Just for future reference, Pen's gonna be drinking pee soon: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/soon-well-be-drinking-recycled-pee-some-of-us-already-are/19687450

Well, at least my pee is mostly organic.

[SKO]

Bumped not just for Cutler's 3 TDs today, but also because I'm reminded of this:

http://www.handjobexchange.com/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p115293500&date=2010-9-8#p115293500

[PenPho]

Bumped not just for Cutler's 3 TDs today, but also because I'm reminded of this:

http://www.handjobexchange.com/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p115293500&date=2010-9-8#p115293500

You bumped that for me, rather than for Apex right below it?

[Bort]

Bumped not just for Cutler's 3 TDs today, but also because I'm reminded of this:

http://www.handjobexchange.com/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p115293500&date=2010-9-8#p115293500

You bumped that for me, rather than for Apex right below it?

Of course.

[SKO]

Bumped not just for Cutler's 3 TDs today, but also because I'm reminded of this:

http://www.handjobexchange.com/sbox/dlog.php?highlight=p115293500&date=2010-9-8#p115293500

You bumped that for me, rather than for Apex right below it?

Of course.

Sadsack Apex merely has the built in inferiority complex that most Bears fans have had since Dave Wannstedt took an axe to their hopes and dreams. No one need mock him for his pain. You, however, are a smarmy cockbag with an overwhelmingly undeserved sense of self-worth and a condescending attitude despite years and years of repeatedly miserable and wrong predictions and or opinions.