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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #225 on: December 05, 2010, 03:55:56 PM »
I realize I'm beating my dead horse here, but I cannot even begin to stomach Aikman and Buck falling all over themselves to blame Pey-Pey's interceptions on an offensive line that "sucks" (13 sacks allowed). Meanwhile, Cutler's sitting at 41 and yet he's just a meltdown waiting to happen, apparently.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #226 on: December 05, 2010, 03:57:59 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 03:55:56 PM
I realize I'm beating my dead horse here, but I cannot even begin to stomache Aikman and Buck falling all over themselves to blame Pey-Pey's interceptions on an offensive line that "sucks" (13 sacks allowed). Meanwhile, Cutler's sitting at 41 and yet he's just a meltdown waiting to happen, apparently.

DPD, but also hilarious: Buck pulled a Chip Caray on Manning's first pick when he lobbed it up to Wayne, Joe thought he'd get it and the call was "Put's it up deep for Wayne...What a thro...and it's intercepted."
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #227 on: December 05, 2010, 06:47:49 PM »
Peyton Manning has thrown 11 picks in three games. I wonder if ANYONE nationally will say a word about it. Heck, Cutler could throw 5 in three games and everyone on TV would be bitching about it.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #228 on: December 05, 2010, 06:53:57 PM »
Quote from: BC on December 05, 2010, 06:47:49 PM
Peyton Manning has thrown 11 picks in three games. I wonder if ANYONE nationally will say a word about it. Heck, Cutler could throw 5 in three 11 in his last 13 games and everyone on TV would will be bitching about it.

Reality'd. But to be fair, Peyton Manning is one of the best quarterbacks ever to play the game and is trying to do too much right now because his team is a rotting carcass covered in maggots, vulcher shit and other unspeakable filth. Cutler is still proving himself. Let's see how it all plays out.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #229 on: December 05, 2010, 08:49:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 05, 2010, 06:53:57 PM
Quote from: BC on December 05, 2010, 06:47:49 PM
Peyton Manning has thrown 11 picks in three games. I wonder if ANYONE nationally will say a word about it. Heck, Cutler could throw 5 in three 11 in his last 13 games and everyone on TV would will be bitching about it.

Reality'd. But to be fair, Peyton Manning is one of the best quarterbacks ever to play the game and is trying to do too much right now because his team is a rotting carcass covered in maggots, vulcher shit and other unspeakable filth probably has a little more talent than the Bears in the skill positions . Cutler is still proving himself. Let's see how it all plays out.

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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #230 on: December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM »
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #231 on: December 05, 2010, 10:19:01 PM »
Maybe the Ravens' black pants are just slimming but is it just me or does Joe Flacco have girl legs?
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #232 on: December 05, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.

Cutler burned two timeouts in the first quarter.  He'll never be half the GAME MANAGER Orton is.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #233 on: December 05, 2010, 10:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 05, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.

Cutler burned two timeouts in the first quarter.  He'll never be half the GAME MANAGER Orton is.

I'm going to start selling t-shirts of Cutler making the time out gesture while walking disgustedly to the sideline. It's becoming his signature move.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #234 on: December 05, 2010, 10:35:37 PM »
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
Maybe the Ravens' black pants are just slimming but is it just me or does Joe Flacco have girl legs?

Way to bounce that 4th and 2 throw and lose the game. What a fucking Nancy.
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #235 on: December 05, 2010, 10:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 05, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:19:01 PM
Maybe the Ravens' black pants are just slimming but is it just me or does Joe Flacco have girl legs?

Way to bounce that 4th and 2 throw and lose the game. What a fucking Nancy.

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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #236 on: December 06, 2010, 07:19:06 AM »
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.

Ha.  You had me going there for a second.  I'm sitting, nodding, thinking, "Yeah, I can't wait till the media and the meatheads use logic."  Then I thought, "Dude...what, what?"

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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #237 on: December 06, 2010, 07:36:00 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 06, 2010, 07:19:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.

Ha.  You had me going there for a second.  I'm sitting, nodding, thinking, "Yeah, I can't wait till the media and the meatheads use logic."  Then I thought, "Dude...what, what?"

Well yeah, but if I accepted the ultimate futility of my endless tirades...well, there'd be no point in any of us having blogs, would there?
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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #238 on: December 06, 2010, 07:48:37 AM »
Quote from: SKO on December 06, 2010, 07:36:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on December 06, 2010, 07:19:06 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 05, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
Cutler now 32-32 in his career. Orton is 32-28. Just need Cutler to make the playoffs and Orton to keep up his current pace and I'll never have to hear the asinine "he just WINS" argument ever again.

Ha.  You had me going there for a second.  I'm sitting, nodding, thinking, "Yeah, I can't wait till the media and the meatheads use logic."  Then I thought, "Dude...what, what?"

Well yeah, but if I accepted the ultimate futility of my endless tirades...well, there'd be no point in any of us having blogs, would there?

Who has a what now?

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Re: Your 2010 NFL Thread
« Reply #239 on: December 06, 2010, 09:57:32 AM »
It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.
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