Your 2010 NFL Thread

[SKO]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

[Internet Apex]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

Good quarterbacks don't throw interceptions. Except for Favre. 

[Powdered Toast Man]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

I would guess that a decent percentage of those are of the Devery Henderson tip drill variety, too.

Also...Christopher Ivory.  Tiffin College.  I don't even know where Tiffin College is, nor did I know it existed.

[Brownie]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

Good quarterbacks don't throw interceptions. Except for Favre. 

This. We all know that the only reason Cutler hasn't thrown more interceptions is that he's making terrible reads but his accuracy is so bad that he's hitting the receivers that are open even if he's intending to throw into coverage. I could imagine him throwing 35 interceptions this year.

[SKO]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

Good quarterbacks don't throw interceptions. Except for Favre. 

This. We all know that the only reason Cutler hasn't thrown more interceptions is that he's making terrible reads but his accuracy is so bad that he's hitting the receivers that are open even if he's intending to throw into coverage. I could imagine him throwing 35 interceptions this year.

How many near-interceptions did Hub Arkush and Don Banks have for Jay this week?

[Brownie]

It's hard to complain about a 9-3 team, but what the fuck is with all the Breesterceptions this season?  And Manning has like 37 so far, too.  Also, fuck the Falcons in the ear hole.

They struggled to run the ball. And they throw it alot. Defenses keyed on the pass. Protection hasn't been as good as last year. Kinda the same reason almost every good quarterback throws interceptions.

Good quarterbacks don't throw interceptions. Except for Favre. 

This. We all know that the only reason Cutler hasn't thrown more interceptions is that he's making terrible reads but his accuracy is so bad that he's hitting the receivers that are open even if he's intending to throw into coverage. I could imagine him throwing 35 interceptions this year.

How many near-interceptions did Hub Arkush and Don Banks have for Jay this week?

Nine. That brings his total to almost 100 going into week 14.

[PenPho]

Insert SKO-Boner HERE.

Edited to include wonderful Apex string...

Delicious.

Wait...how is Tebow going to keep the Broncos defense from sucking?

He's not going to keep anything from sucking, except his girlfriend prior to marraige. OH! GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GOO!

I was tempted to ask how the Broncos defense giving up 52 points to the Raiders dooms Orton's career, but then I proceeded to read the rest. The Tebow dong-chugging is just icing on the meatball cake...

This defeat will leave a scar on true blue Broncomaniacs

Only Tebow can save McDaniels now.

Stubborn and stupid is no way to go through life.

What are the Broncos' playoff chances now? Well, take the Olympic record time in which veteran Champ Bailey bolted from the locker room without a peep, divide by three, and you get a big, fat zero.

Sooner rather than later, the lone way McDaniels can silence the booing of Broncomaniacs directed at him will be to send Tebow marching into the Denver huddle.

"Broncomaniacs"? Do they call themselves this?

Orton was terrible in the first half yesterday. His first pass was a pick 6. And we've known for a long time that he is simply not that great at football. It took me about 8 years to reach that conclusion. So, forgive the columnist for waiting until now to recognize the folly of counting on him for anything more than caretaking of an offense hat needs Jesus to help overcome the lack of talent on that entire roster. Ol' Josh got rid of all those clubhouse cancers and surrounded himself with "winners." Such a fucking tool. He's the professional equivalent of every high school coach you've ever hated.

"My way or the highway" etc... Whatever, douche. Don't let the doorknob hit ya where Timmy's Good Lord split ya.

[PenPho]

DPD, for this hilariousness from Pat Bowlen just last week.

Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen said that coach Josh McDaniels' job is safe, this season and for 2011.

"I am not interested in making a change," Bowlen told AOL Fanhouse.

When asked specifically about next year, Bowlen replied: "Yes he will. I am not interested in making a coaching change."

[SKO]

Thanks for the quarterback, Josh. Eat a dick, Peter King. "Jay Cutler has three reasons for not being in Denver: Jay Cutler, Jay Cutler, and Jay Cutler" my fucking ass. Nice job depleting all of the talent on the only side of the ball that Denver didn't suck at and doing nothing to fix the other half. Oh, and thanks for the quarterback you prick.

[Brownie]

Bernie Lincicome was the only guy in Denver to understand this. Back to when he was still writing on his blog:

http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=193
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=242
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=260
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=274

[SKO]

Bernie Lincicome was the only guy in Denver to understand this. Back to when he was still writing on his blog:

http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=193
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=242
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=260
http://www.bernielincicome.com/mywords/?p=274

"If Jay Cutler stays in Denver he will outlast Josh McDaniels. If he is traded away from Denver, he will outlast Josh McDaniels. If Jay Cutler is not in Denver, the Broncos are the doormats of the NFL."

Awesome. Fucking awesome. Now hire Gruden, Denver. That'll be fucking hilarious.

[Waco Kid]

Thanks for the quarterback, Josh. Eat a dick, Peter King. "Jay Cutler has three reasons for not being in Denver: Jay Cutler, Jay Cutler, and Jay Cutler" my fucking ass. Nice job depleting all of the talent on the only side of the ball that Denver didn't suck at and doing nothing to fix the other half. Oh, and thanks for the quarterback you prick.

A hearty fuck you to Tony Dungy, who took the same stance as well.

[Internet Apex]

I'm learning to hate Tony Dungy. Especially since half my extended family wants him to run for political office.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Insert SKO-Boner HERE.

Edited to include wonderful Apex string...

Delicious.

Wait...how is Tebow going to keep the Broncos defense from sucking?

He's not going to keep anything from sucking, except his girlfriend prior to marraige. OH! GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GIGGEDY-GOO!

I was tempted to ask how the Broncos defense giving up 52 points to the Raiders dooms Orton's career, but then I proceeded to read the rest. The Tebow dong-chugging is just icing on the meatball cake...

This defeat will leave a scar on true blue Broncomaniacs

Only Tebow can save McDaniels now.

Stubborn and stupid is no way to go through life.

What are the Broncos' playoff chances now? Well, take the Olympic record time in which veteran Champ Bailey bolted from the locker room without a peep, divide by three, and you get a big, fat zero.

Sooner rather than later, the lone way McDaniels can silence the booing of Broncomaniacs directed at him will be to send Tebow marching into the Denver huddle.

"Broncomaniacs"? Do they call themselves this?

Orton was terrible in the first half yesterday. His first pass was a pick 6. And we've known for a long time that he is simply not that great at football. It took me about 8 years to reach that conclusion. So, forgive the columnist for waiting until now to recognize the folly of counting on him for anything more than caretaking of an offense hat needs Jesus to help overcome the lack of talent on that entire roster. Ol' Josh got rid of all those clubhouse cancers and surrounded himself with "winners." Such a fucking tool. He's the professional equivalent of every high school coach you've ever hated.

"My way or the highway" etc... Whatever, douche. Don't let the doorknob hit ya where Timmy's Good Lord split ya.

Today I learned...

Who the radio color analyst for Broncos games is.

And I LOLed.

[Internet Apex]

Bernie Lincicome's Twitter feed: Not teh suc.

http://twitter.com/blincicome