Your 2010 NFL Thread

[Internet Apex]

I'm already scared shitless of Seattke. It's the playoffs and I'm a fucking mess. Don't believe the smack I run all day long on the bookface. I need drugs and therapy in large doses to get me through this.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001%E2%80%9302_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_33.2C_Chicago_Bears_19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005%E2%80%9306_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Carolina_Panthers_29.2C_Chicago_Bears_21

I just can't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_Bowl_(American_football)

Jesus Apex, what kind of a mess are you going to be if the Bears end up playing the Packers in the next round?

Somewhere between Shaggy on Scooby-Doo and Charles Manson (||).

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm already scared shitless of Seattke. It's the playoffs and I'm a fucking mess. Don't believe the smack I run all day long on the bookface. I need drugs and therapy in large doses to get me through this.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001%E2%80%9302_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_33.2C_Chicago_Bears_19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005%E2%80%9306_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Carolina_Panthers_29.2C_Chicago_Bears_21

I just can't.

Dude.  Man the fuck up.

[SKO]

I'm already scared shitless of Seattke. It's the playoffs and I'm a fucking mess. Don't believe the smack I run all day long on the bookface. I need drugs and therapy in large doses to get me through this.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001%E2%80%9302_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_33.2C_Chicago_Bears_19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005%E2%80%9306_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Carolina_Panthers_29.2C_Chicago_Bears_21

I just can't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_Bowl_(American_football)

Jesus Apex, what kind of a mess are you going to be if the Bears end up playing the Packers in the next round?

Don't forget:
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199501010min.htm

[Internet Apex]

I'm already scared shitless of Seattke. It's the playoffs and I'm a fucking mess. Don't believe the smack I run all day long on the bookface. I need drugs and therapy in large doses to get me through this.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001%E2%80%9302_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_33.2C_Chicago_Bears_19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005%E2%80%9306_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Carolina_Panthers_29.2C_Chicago_Bears_21

I just can't.

Dude.  Man the fuck up.

Huard, I'm about 5% serious about all of this. Thanks for the suggestion though.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm already scared shitless of Seattke. It's the playoffs and I'm a fucking mess. Don't believe the smack I run all day long on the bookface. I need drugs and therapy in large doses to get me through this.

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001%E2%80%9302_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_33.2C_Chicago_Bears_19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005%E2%80%9306_NFL_playoffs#NFC:_Carolina_Panthers_29.2C_Chicago_Bears_21

I just can't.

Dude.  Man the fuck up.

Huard, I'm about 5% serious about all of this. Thanks for the suggestion though.

Well I don't care for your frivolity.

Supa Bear, Supa Bowe, bitch.

[R-V]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

1.  On this week of preparation: "Everybody's putting their best foot forward."

2. On young players in the playoffs:  "You can't just stick your toe in the water.  You gotta jump right in."

3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: "It's definitely different.  You know, you've got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down.  Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun."

4. On the opportunity this week:  "These are the games you play for.  What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward."

5. On Revis:  "He's got great feet."

6. On Revis again: "He's very patient, has good feet."

7. On Deion Branch: "He runs some really good routes out there . . . He's another guy with great feet and can really move around."

8. On practice: "You want to make sure you're putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen."

9. More on practice: "Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we're going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do."

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

[PenPho]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

1.  On this week of preparation: "Everybody's putting their best foot forward."

2. On young players in the playoffs:  "You can't just stick your toe in the water.  You gotta jump right in."

3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: "It's definitely different.  You know, you've got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down.  Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun."

4. On the opportunity this week:  "These are the games you play for.  What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward."

5. On Revis:  "He's got great feet."

6. On Revis again: "He's very patient, has good feet."

7. On Deion Branch: "He runs some really good routes out there . . . He's another guy with great feet and can really move around."

8. On practice: "You want to make sure you're putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen."

9. More on practice: "Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we're going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do."

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

Video.

[SKO]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

1.  On this week of preparation: "Everybody's putting their best foot forward."

2. On young players in the playoffs:  "You can't just stick your toe in the water.  You gotta jump right in."

3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: "It's definitely different.  You know, you've got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down.  Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun."

4. On the opportunity this week:  "These are the games you play for.  What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward."

5. On Revis:  "He's got great feet."

6. On Revis again: "He's very patient, has good feet."

7. On Deion Branch: "He runs some really good routes out there . . . He's another guy with great feet and can really move around."

8. On practice: "You want to make sure you're putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen."

9. More on practice: "Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we're going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do."

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

Don't make me like you, you bastard Patriot.

[Oleg]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

On your what?  I need closure!

[Gilgamesh]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

On your what?  I need closure!

Wait, did you mean CLOTURE!!??

[PenPho]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

On your what?  I need closure!

Toes.

[Bort]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

On your what?  I need closure!

Wait, did you mean CLOTURE!!??

Sit down, Gil.

[Eli]

RT @Bort Sit down, Gil.

[CT III]

RT @Bort Sit down, Gil.

Who the hell let you out of the OnHoops section?

[Quality Start Machine]

Outstanding.

Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn't get sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many "foot" references he could cram in to a single media session.  Behold:

10.  On seeing new things in the playoffs: "You definitely have to be on your and make sure you're ready to go."

On your what?  I need closure!

Toes.

It's spelled "Toews".