Your 2010 NFL Thread

[Bort]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

Sports history class? No wonder Iowa lags behind the world.

Anyway, the only "Colts" fans I've dealt with/seen are women, and as most women are shitty sports fans (sorry if somehow I offended anyone's wife/fiancee/girlfriend/fuckbuddy), it doesn't phase me.

Okay, I admit I laughed at this Yetipost.

[PenPho]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

Hey Colts fans...enjoy another season without Bob Sanders.

If Sanders misses the entire season that will be, for his career:
48 Games played
64 Games missed

[Internet Apex]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

Hey Colts fans...enjoy another season without Bob Sanders.

If Sanders misses the entire season that will be, for his career:
48 Games played
64 Games missed

A Colts fan I encountered today suggested that it was "time to trade" Sanders. I asked, "for what? Pat Tillman?" Over the line?

[PenPho]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

Hey Colts fans...enjoy another season without Bob Sanders.

If Sanders misses the entire season that will be, for his career:
48 Games played
64 Games missed

A Colts fan I encountered today suggested that it was "time to trade" Sanders. I asked, "for what? Pat Tillman?" Over the line?

That's a shitty trade for the Cardinals.

[CT III]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

Hey Colts fans...enjoy another season without Bob Sanders.

If Sanders misses the entire season that will be, for his career:
48 Games played
64 Games missed

A Colts fan I encountered today suggested that it was "time to trade" Sanders. I asked, "for what? Pat Tillman?" Over the line?

That's a shitty trade for the Cardinals.

Trade him for high level prospects, in the abstract.

Or Carlos Zambrano.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

Hey Colts fans...enjoy another season without Bob Sanders.

If Sanders misses the entire season that will be, for his career:
48 Games played
64 Games missed

A Colts fan I encountered today suggested that it was "time to trade" Sanders. I asked, "for what? Pat Tillman?" Over the line?

That's a shitty trade for the Cardinals.

Trade him for high level prospects, in the abstract.

Or Carlos Zambrano.

Z would probably be thrilled to learn he's being traded to a professional football team.

Thrilled and then very, very disappointed.

[Tony]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

[Internet Apex]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

If that hayseed's name is Jim Harbaugh, you would be historically accurate. There were a smattering of fans following his Cardiac Colts in the mid-90s. I had to shut up and drink my beer while Wanny floundered around like the pissant he was and take that too. I loved Harbaugh. Once.

[Powdered Toast Man]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

If that hayseed's name is Jim Harbaugh, you would be historically accurate. There were a smattering of fans following his Cardiac Colts in the mid-90s. I had to shut up and drink my beer while Wanny floundered around like the pissant he was and take that too. I loved Harbaugh. Once.

You suck just one...

[Tony]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

If that hayseed's name is Jim Harbaugh, you would be historically accurate. There were a smattering of fans following his Cardiac Colts in the mid-90s. I had to shut up and drink my beer while Wanny floundered around like the pissant he was and take that too. I loved Harbaugh. Once.

I was stuck in Muncie during Harbaugh's Captain Cumstain run with the Colts, and it was pretty annoying....but losing to them in the Super Bowl made me sick.

[Internet Apex]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

If that hayseed's name is Jim Harbaugh, you would be historically accurate. There were a smattering of fans following his Cardiac Colts in the mid-90s. I had to shut up and drink my beer while Wanny floundered around like the pissant he was and take that too. I loved Harbaugh. Once.

I was stuck in Muncie during Harbaugh's Captain Cumstain run with the Colts, and it was pretty annoying....but losing to them in the Super Bowl made me sick.

All of this. I never had to deal with a decent Colts team or a Colts Fanbase previously so I didn't know what to do. I watched that fanbase grow from benign to everything that sucks about NFL fans almost overnight. And I think most Colts fans who care about baseball are Cubs fans by the way. Percentage wise I think that's accurate.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

[Slaky]

bandwagon Colts fan

All Colts fans are bandwagon fans.

Nobody ever gave two shits about the Colts....until they got that hayseed quarterback and beat my team in the Super Bowl. Fuck the Clots.

If that hayseed's name is Jim Harbaugh, you would be historically accurate. There were a smattering of fans following his Cardiac Colts in the mid-90s. I had to shut up and drink my beer while Wanny floundered around like the pissant he was and take that too. I loved Harbaugh. Once.

I was stuck in Muncie during Harbaugh's Captain Cumstain run with the Colts, and it was pretty annoying....but losing to them in the Super Bowl made me sick.

All of this. I never had to deal with a decent Colts team or a Colts Fanbase previously so I didn't know what to do. I watched that fanbase grow from benign to everything that sucks about NFL fans almost overnight. And I think most Colts fans who care about baseball are Cubs fans by the way. Percentage wise I think that's accurate.

Oh how humiliating.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.