Your 2010 NFL Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I too would like to express my hate for Philip Rivers.

Really, most quarterbacks.

But at least his face is no less rootable than Jay Cutler's, right?

Correct.

[Eli]

I too would like to express my hate for Philip Rivers.

Really, most quarterbacks.

But at least his face is no less rootable than Jay Cutler's, right?

Correct.

I want to stop looking at that picture, but I can't.

[Bort]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

[Slaky]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

I'm quite lucky, then. I did visit the RCA Dome at one point for a preseason game involving my brother. The best part? St. Elmo's.

[SKO]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

[Internet Apex]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

I'm quite lucky, then. I did visit the RCA Dome at one point for a preseason game involving my brother. The best part? St. Elmo's.

Yep.

[Slaky]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

[Powdered Toast Man]

The goddamn Jets aren't even in the NFC and I hate them with the seething fire of a trillion suns.  I also hate the Falcons.  Atlanta can fall into a looped wormhole in which they receive a recurring punch in the nuts.  Fuck Atlanta.

[Internet Apex]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

That's a week's worth of lunch money. What a stroke.

I'm actually pretty ambivalent about the Colts as a team. The fans though...

[Yeti]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

Sports history class? No wonder Iowa lags behind the world.

Anyway, the only "Colts" fans I've dealt with/seen are women, and as most women are shitty sports fans (sorry if somehow I offended anyone's wife/fiancee/girlfriend/fuckbuddy), it doesn't phase me.

[Powdered Toast Man]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

Sports history class? No wonder Iowa lags behind the world.

Anyway, the only "Colts" fans I've dealt with/seen are women, and as most women are shitty sports fans (sorry if somehow I offended anyone's wife/fiancee/girlfriend/fuckbuddy), it doesn't phase me.

EIAN is pissed, bro.

[R-V]

The goddamn Jets aren't even in the NFC and I hate them with the seething fire of a trillion suns.  I also hate the Falcons.  Atlanta can fall into a looped wormhole in which they receive a recurring punch in the nuts.  Fuck Atlanta.

I love me some Rex Ryan. I'm torn as to whether my admiration for that fat meatball should outweigh the Leinart-level douche stench of Rico Mirerez.

[Powdered Toast Man]

The goddamn Jets aren't even in the NFC and I hate them with the seething fire of a trillion suns.  I also hate the Falcons.  Atlanta can fall into a looped wormhole in which they receive a recurring punch in the nuts.  Fuck Atlanta.

I love me some Rex Ryan. I'm torn as to whether my admiration for that fat meatball should outweigh the Leinart-level douche stench of Rico Mirerez.

It's the Rico Mirerez part I hate so much.

[Yeti]

If the Colts don't bother you, then you must not ever have to deal with Colts fans. If that's the case, you're lucky.

THI

We had a kid in my high school that was the biggest bandwagon Colts fan I've ever met in my life. During our sports history class we decided to have  madden tournament for the last three days of class since we voted to take our final early. We drew lots in order to determine a draft order for picking teams, and this kid paid 15 dollars just to move up and draft the Colts. Then he lost in the first round. I don't really hate the Colts. I just find that story hilarious and pathetic.

Sports history class? No wonder Iowa lags behind the world.

Anyway, the only "Colts" fans I've dealt with/seen are women, and as most women are shitty sports fans (sorry if somehow I offended anyone's wife/fiancee/girlfriend/fuckbuddy), it doesn't phase me.

EIAN is pissed, bro.

Bang her for me. I'm not around to help you out.

[SKO]

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/08/impostor.html In defense of Colts fans.