Your 2010 NFL Thread

[SKO]

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/11/16/1818408/dc-sportstalk-host-goes-on-one-of-the-most-epic-rants-you-will-ever

Epic. Fucking epic. Redskins radio guy goes absolutely apeshit. Best radio rant since:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWmXe1w6XBk

I listened to the second one first - if the first one is as good as this, well then. Because WOW.

The second one is my favorite rant ever. H.R. PUFNSTUF AND TEDDY RUXPIN WOULD BE BETTER DEFENSIVE COORDINATORS THAN YOU! YOU'RE RUNNING THE OPTION IN HURRICANE KATRINA?!

Transcript for those interested: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~sielaffj/rant.html

[SKO]

Oh shit, here's part 2 of the Michigan State rant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjGxfiebmuo&feature=related Didn't realize it was split up.

[Internet Apex]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

[SKO]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

[Bort]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.

[Slaky]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.

Yes, but still not as bad as the Spartans guy. That guy was WAY more lame.

[SKO]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.

Yes, but still not as bad as the Spartans guy. That guy was WAY more lame.

I love how he was actually sobbing at some points. He tries to pass it off as just being really hoarse but he was actually crying on the air.

[Internet Apex]

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

I said kind of forced. Some of it was legit. But he started complaining about bloggers and Yahoo and I think he was just banging on his dick to get attention. You want to see a real rant, with real feelings and hurt butts. Come watch Huey play some first base at a local park. Listen and learn.

[Bort]

You want to see a real rant, with real feelings and hurt butts. Come watch Huey play some first base at a local park. Listen and learn.

I laughed. Loud and long.

[SKO]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

Dan Snyder makes me happy in my man parts.

[morpheus]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

$30: Price Snyder charges for a doll of Fox Sports' Cleatus the Robot in Redskins colors. Same doll is available on Fox's website for $23.96.

I had no idea, none at all, that Fox's football playing, guitar playing, dancing robot actually has a name.

And the name "Cleatus" makes me think of Army Men for some reason...

[Bort]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

$30: Price Snyder charges for a doll of Fox Sports' Cleatus the Robot in Redskins colors. Same doll is available on Fox's website for $23.96.

I had no idea, none at all, that Fox's football playing, guitar playing, dancing robot actually has a name.
And the name "Cleatus" makes me think of Army Men for some reason...

Neither did I. I thought it was just "that fucking queerass robot."

[Brownie]

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

Dan Snyder makes me happy in my man parts.

I'm sure the Cardinals could be bought.

[Kermit IV]

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/11/16/1818408/dc-sportstalk-host-goes-on-one-of-the-most-epic-rants-you-will-ever

Epic. Fucking epic. Redskins radio guy goes absolutely apeshit. Best radio rant since:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWmXe1w6XBk

"Get 'em."  Over and over again was really annoying, though.