Your 2010 NFL Thread

[Tony]

How come it's OK for Manning to pout, but not Cutler? Fuck the Clots.

[BC]

Favre loses what could be his last start in epic fashion... And Manning loses it in the final seconds in Foxboro... Good day today...

[Saul Goodman]

Favre loses what could be his last start in epic fashion... And Manning loses it in the final seconds in Foxboro... Good day today...

Where are the rest of your posts? Are they hanging out somewhere with the end of this one...

[Powdered Toast Man]

How the fuck did the Saints lose to the Browns and Cardinals?  This team should be 9-1.  The Fuckaneers are a goddamn 7-3 team.  WTF?

[Yeti]

How the fuck did the SaintsBears lose to the BrownsSeahawks and CardinalsRedskins?  This team should be 9-1.  The Fuckaneers are a goddamn 7-3 team.  WTF?

Shoulda coulda wouldas'd

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

How the fuck did the Saints lose to the Browns and Cardinals?  This team should be 9-1.  The Fuckaneers are a goddamn 7-3 team.  WTF?

I really, really hate the Cardinals right now, but your post put a smile on my face and reminded me why I still root for the gutless assholes.

Thank you.  I needed that.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Giants better not fuck up and play out the season well enough to get Coughlin a new contract.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

[Internet Apex]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

[CT III]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

Or working for Les Frazier:

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6756585439240192

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

Wait, what?

[Brownie]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

I will personally take Mike house-shopping in Bloomington, IN once the 49ers fire him at the end of this season.

[Internet Apex]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

Wait, what?

You didn't consider Singletary an intelligent player? Bullshit.

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

Wait, what?

You didn't consider Singletary an intelligent player? Bullshit.

I just wanted to clarify that you meant football intelligence.  Carry on.

[Internet Apex]

Mike Singletary tries out for the Memento sequel:

Reporter: What about the fourth-and-4 where you decided to punt from the 33. What was the ...

Singletary: What point in the game? I'm trying to ...

Reporter: Second half, you had the ball on the Tampa Bay 33, instead of going for the field goal you punted.

Singletary (mistaking it for the Niners' decision to go for it on fourth-and-3 in the fourth quarter): I think at that time we felt like we had a play that, if we could pick it up, that's why we went for it obviously.

Reporter (or someone in press room): No, Mike ... when you punted.

Singletary: That's when we punted. I've got to ... I'm trying to figure out exactly ... Fourth-and-4 and we decided to punt?

Reporter: Right. First possession of third quarter.

Singletary: I think, obviously, I guess we felt we wanted to pin them back and maybe having a new kicker the thought process was how about we just go ahead and try to pin it on the defense.

That looks pretty bad but with a new kicker, trying a 51-yard field goal in a game they trailed 7-0 isn't an easy choice. Still, Mike comes off like a cluesless dope every time he opens his mouth. I hate that because he has always been one of my favorite players of all-time because of his intelligence and ability to lead a defense. Here's hoping he lands softly as somebody's D-Cooridnator next season. Baylor perhaps.

Wait, what?

You didn't consider Singletary an intelligent player? Bullshit.

I just wanted to clarify that you meant football intelligence.  Carry on.

I meant intelligence in the Biblical sense.