Your 2010 NFL Thread

[SKO]

I kind of have to wonder though, if everyone but us (Bear fans) doesn't think the Bears are that good - isn't it probable that we're the ones that are wrong?

(runs, closes door, pushes dresser drawer filled with pennies in front of closed door, shit the door opens OUT, moves dresser filled with pennies back to regular location, locks door)

Here's my question.  If you can move a dresser drawer full of pennies all by yourself, why do you think a mob with torches and pitchforks couldn't do it?

In this scenario I had ample time before the mob read my comments and motored over to my place of residence. Also, I had a really helpful dolly in my room.

In my scenario, I've brought Murdersourus with me.

Is that made by Ferrara Pan?

Damnit, I put an 'o' where there should be an 'a'.  I still don't know what Ferrara Pan is, though.

It's a candy company you lousy bum. damn cossack.

Betrayed the Czar'd.

[Oleg]

I kind of have to wonder though, if everyone but us (Bear fans) doesn't think the Bears are that good - isn't it probable that we're the ones that are wrong?

(runs, closes door, pushes dresser drawer filled with pennies in front of closed door, shit the door opens OUT, moves dresser filled with pennies back to regular location, locks door)

Here's my question.  If you can move a dresser drawer full of pennies all by yourself, why do you think a mob with torches and pitchforks couldn't do it?

In this scenario I had ample time before the mob read my comments and motored over to my place of residence. Also, I had a really helpful dolly in my room.

In my scenario, I've brought Murdersourus with me.

Is that made by Ferrara Pan?

Damnit, I put an 'o' where there should be an 'a'.  I still don't know what Ferrara Pan is, though.

It's a candy company you lousy bum.

Yep...got it now.  I've  been scolded by Gil.  How humiliating...

[CT III]

I kind of have to wonder though, if everyone but us (Bear fans) doesn't think the Bears are that good - isn't it probable that we're the ones that are wrong?

(runs, closes door, pushes dresser drawer filled with pennies in front of closed door, shit the door opens OUT, moves dresser filled with pennies back to regular location, locks door)

Here's my question.  If you can move a dresser drawer full of pennies all by yourself, why do you think a mob with torches and pitchforks couldn't do it?

In this scenario I had ample time before the mob read my comments and motored over to my place of residence. Also, I had a really helpful dolly in my room.

In my scenario, I've brought Murdersourus with me.

Is that made by Ferrara Pan?

Damnit, I put an 'o' where there should be an 'a'.  I still don't know what Ferrara Pan is, though.

It's a lousy candy company you lousy bumLemonhead.

Allow me.

[SKO]

Orton and Tebow: bitterest rivals since McMahon and Harbaugh.

[JD]

Orton and Tebow: bitterest rivals since McMahon and Harbaugh.

I hate Orton and his stupid hair.

[BBM]

Orton and Tebow: bitterest rivals since McMahon and Harbaugh.

I hate Orton Tebow and his stupid hair. Everything

[Armchair_QB]

[Internet Apex]

Virgin(s).

[SKO]

Virgin(s).

I believe that's Lucy Pinder and she has many times addressed that she ain't Tebow's woman.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Virgin(s).

I believe that's Lucy Pinder and she has many times addressed that she ain't Tebow's woman.

And yet, some would say immaculately, she's carrying his child.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Virgin(s).

I believe that's Lucy Pinder and she has many times addressed that she ain't Tebow's woman.

No, this is Lucy Pinder, a British titty model not likely to be found hanging out at random college parties in Florida...



And this is the photo of Lucy Pinder often passed off as being the same woman as pictured above...



Which woman was actually apparently a Florida co-ed named Erin Drewes...



She and the virgin were, according to internets, "just friends." And, in any event, the boobs in the photo of her with Tebow seem to have been the beneficiaries of digital enhancements...

[Slaky]

Thrill covered it nicely. I would have just said no it's not, SKO. No it's not.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Thrill covered it nicely. I would have just said no it's not, SKO. No it's not.

And a NSFW Christmas to all.

[powen01]

Thrill covered it nicely. I would have just said no it's not, SKO. No it's not.

And a NSFW Christmas to all.

Hoe hoe hoes.

[Internet Apex]

If the Bears want to go ahead and fire Lovie, they can have his successor in place in time for the playoffs.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/12/27/49ers.fire.singletary.ap/index.html?eref=sihp

Restore the roar.