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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2010, 03:53:49 PM »
Quote from: CT III on September 14, 2010, 03:51:58 PM
Also, the answer to SKO's question is: Kit Kat.

Also: Maura Tierney/Lauren Graham and Michael Douglas.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 14, 2010, 03:08:36 PM
I guess I picked the right day to work out in the field; I have no idea what this is about, nor do I care to.

If you change your mind, it all started here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7519.msg225597#msg225597

The important thing to remember is that Chuck is a wrong-powered steamboat full of wrong chugging down the River Wrong.

First of all, Chuckers, you could not be more wrong about Ms. Hendricks.

Second, Yeti, yeah that was kind of a douche move; I mean, we already have one Crabs, and that is one too many.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM »
Not mentioned in the poll was another line breached that sparked a long ago blogwar between some douche with a blog and another douche with a blog.

And note the first comment from the first link, cheering on the first douche's trip across the proverbial line.

WARNING: Do not adjust your computer monitors. Andy was dead wrong on the 2004 Cubs and Chuck was dead right.

But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2010, 04:28:48 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

Dolan is Coke, Chuck is Pepsi and Kerm is RC?

That works! Pepsi sucks.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2010, 04:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Not mentioned in the poll was another line breached that sparked a long ago blogwar between some douche with a blog and another douche with a blog.

And note the first comment from the first link, cheering on the first douche's trip across the proverbial line.

WARNING: Do not adjust your computer monitors. Andy was dead wrong on the 2004 Cubs and Chuck was dead right.

But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

For those too lazy to link:

QuoteWell Chuck, the reason I think the Cubs can go 20-10 in the final four weeks of the season, even though they haven't gone 20-10 in any thirty game stretch this year is that last year they went 19-8 in September against a similar schedule (with a less talented team) even though they were a scant three games over when the month began. That's how. Wow, your wife is either a saint, or Helen Keller to put up with the screaming blatherings of an ill-mannered baby...and your kid.

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      September 2nd, 2004 at 11:20 am

      Ahhhhhh. That's more like it. Thanks, Andy.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2010, 05:09:29 PM »
Speaking of crossing the line, this comment at TJ's link directs readers to Fork's old blog, which is now collecting dust and serving as a black hat SEO link farm for some hockey site:

QuoteTuesday, June 17, 2008

Chicago Blackhawks

Blackhawks blog

Hockey Night

Hockey

- Fork, 3:22 PM

Thus began a tragic series of events inexorably leading to a video of white people dancing showing up on Deadspin.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2010, 05:12:33 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 05:09:29 PM
Speaking of crossing the line, this comment at TJ's link directs readers to Fork's old blog, which is now collecting dust and serving as a black hat SEO link farm for some hockey site:

QuoteTuesday, June 17, 2008

Chicago Blackhawks

Blackhawks blog

Hockey Night

Hockey

- Fork, 3:22 PM

Thus began a tragic series of events inexorably leading to a video of white people dancing showing up on Deadspin.

Was wondering when that would show up here.

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2010, 05:20:58 PM »
The other thing the link reminded me of was Baker Basher, a long forgotten predecessor to the crown Paul Tanner now possesses. He even had a blog.

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2010, 05:22:53 PM »
I miss the Dose. I don't miss September of 2004 though.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2010, 05:46:51 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 14, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
I miss the Dose. 

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2010, 08:15:04 PM »
Hey, SKO, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but your ballot is all fucked up. And, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2010, 08:45:59 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

Dolan is Coke, Chuck is Pepsi and Kerm is RC?

That works! Pepsi sucks.

Don't call me Pepsi.

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2010, 08:54:30 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 14, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

Dolan is Coke, Chuck is Pepsi and Kerm is RC?

That works! Pepsi sucks.

Don't call me Pepsi.

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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2010, 12:55:20 AM »
Dolan is hash, Kerm is bud and Chuck is whisky made from diabetic urine.
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Re: Where Is the Line
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2010, 06:02:46 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 14, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 14, 2010, 04:28:48 PM
Quote from: Brownie on September 14, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
But these two douches, they're friends now. Better friends than the Coke and Pepsi guys in the latest annoying Pepsi Max commercial. They even picked up a third douche to make it a three musketeer act and do talk radio shows together now!

Dolan is Coke, Chuck is Pepsi and Kerm is RC?

That works! Pepsi sucks.

Don't call me Pepsi.

Tank Capone's guns don't argue.

I get that!
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