Chick-fil-a

[Slaky]

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/chick-fil-a-coming-to-water-tower-place-in-spring.html

WHOA

[Oleg]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

[Slaky]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

[Oleg]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slaky]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

[Oleg]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

It's a constant parade of 22 year old newbie knockers.

You should come up and visit.

[Slaky]

That sounds fake.  Their real estste guy's name is John E. Featherston Jr?  Really?

Fine retard. Go back to sleep.

I made a bed under my desk.  17th floor rulezzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I kinda want to move there. I think there's some gigantess with massive K-nockers up there.

It's a constant parade of 22 year old newbie knockers.

You should come up and visit.

If by visit you mean smack the cubicles with my red rocket, I'm down.

[Richard Chuggar]

Did the one in Aurora open yet?  I heard people were camping out.

[Eli]

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/chick-fil-a-coming-to-water-tower-place-in-spring.html

WHOA

Are there no Chick-fila-a's in the Chicago area?  I know they're spotty around the country.

Anyway, it's just a chicken sandwich.  But it has an unidentified ingredient in it that is both delicious and addictive (possibilities: fat). Be warned.

[Bort]

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/chick-fil-a-coming-to-water-tower-place-in-spring.html

WHOA

Are there no Chick-fila-a's in the Chicago area?  I know they're spotty around the country.

Anyway, it's just a chicken sandwich.  But it has an unidentified ingredient in it that is both delicious and addictive (possibilities: fat). Be warned.

I think it's butter.

And of course, the two crucial pickles.

[PenPho]

Chik-Fil-A is the Mercedes of fast food.

Not the big Black or Latina chick, the really nice car.

[ChuckD]

You don't have Chik-Fil-A? You poor things...

[JD]

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

[Saul Goodman]

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

[PenPho]

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all.  After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing.  That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.
Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.