Fuck Dallas - Bears vs. Cowboys 9/19/10

[CubFaninHydePark]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

Goddamn, between that call and adjusting to the blitzes with hot reads and 1 and 2 step drops, I'm slamming the Mike Martz kool-aid.

[Quality Start Machine]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

They had to establish the run first.

[Gilgamesh]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

They had to establish the run first.

TIME TO POST!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

They had to establish the run first.

TIME TO POST!!!

Like a clown car on the way to Yorba Linda...

[fiveouts]

If anyone is listening to ESPN radio...


I know this won't come as a shock to anyone, but Steve McMichael is a moron. 

[Eli]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

They had to establish the run first.

TIME TO POST!!!

I'm still hanging onto that thing.

[Armchair_QB]

You guys are missing all the fun down here. Cowboys call-in shows are in full meltdown mode.

Holy shit is this funny.

[Waco Kid]

On the last TD drive, the Bears opened with play-action...I spent the better part of the last 2 quarters wondering aloud when the Bears would go to play action, because it was going to work.

Goddamn, between that call and adjusting to the blitzes with hot reads and 1 and 2 step drops, I'm slamming the Mike Martz kool-aid.

THIS.

Those hot reads absolutely took the teeth out of the Cowboys blitzes. It's nice to finally have a real offensive coordinator.

Fuck Dallas

[CT III]

If anyone is listening to ESPN radio...


I know this won't come as a shock to anyone, but Steve McMichael is a moron. 

Well considering that Dan Hampton was the brains of that pair, and he's pretty much full retard, that shouldn't surprise anybody.  Driving back from St. Louis (with a layover in Bloomington-Normal) today gave me a chance to hear plenty of pre and postgame shenanigans.  I think Hampton's announcement that he'd "never had a concussion" in his life was the most shocking thing I heard all day.  Hard to believe a guy could be that addled without at least one diagnosed brain injury.

On the postgame front, Doug and OB are now sporting full-on Martzboners.  Expect them to be calling for Martz's elevation to head coach by late October.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I think Hampton's announcement that he'd "never had a concussion" in his life was the most shocking thing I heard all day.  Hard to believe a guy could be that addled without at least one diagnosed brain injury.

*Symptoms of concussions include memory loss.

[Gilgamesh]

I think Jay's new lady friend promised him a ZJ if he didn't throw a pick this week.

[BC]

I think Jay's new lady friend promised him a ZJ if he didn't throw a pick this week.

He's with that Cavarelli now, right? Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything... But, as an NFL quarterback, he could do better.

[Ivy6]

I think Jay's new lady friend promised him a ZJ if he didn't throw a pick this week.

He's with that Cavarelli now, right? Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything... But, as an NFL quarterback, he could do better.

Heh

[Kermit IV]

I think Jay's new lady friend promised him a ZJ if he didn't throw a pick this week.

He's with that Cavarelli now, right? Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything... But, as an NFL quarterback, he could do better.

The refs probably made him date her.

[CT III]

I think Jay's new lady friend promised him a ZJ if he didn't throw a pick this week.

He's with that Cavarelli now, right? Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything... But, as an NFL quarterback, he could do better.

The refs probably made him date her.

Just when I thought your star had faded...