22-year-old Man Attempts to Finish What Apex Started

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john on September 20, 2010 8:56 PM
Good job FBI.
We'll miss you when your department is disbanded under President Palin's small government initiative.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Why does everyone hate Sarah Palin so much?  She's a bit of a goober, sure, but she's harmless.

Jebus you're helpless.

[powen01]

john on September 20, 2010 8:56 PM
Good job FBI.
We'll miss you when your department is disbanded under President Palin's small government initiative.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

That's good; I missed that.  I was actually referring to the non-irreverent, fire-breathing comments, though, like this one:

Once he is free seems like the smartest thing would be to send him back to Lebanese. But that would be the most sensible thing to do so that won't work!

What would people from Lebanese be called?  Lebanesians?

My landlord's parents actually grew up in Lebanesia. They used to call Bierutville "The Pariston of the Middle Easterberg."

Man, I love it when two hot Lebanesians are all kissing and shit in front of me.  They're hawt.

[Powdered Toast Man]

john on September 20, 2010 8:56 PM
Good job FBI.
We'll miss you when your department is disbanded under President Palin's small government initiative.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Why does everyone hate Sarah Palin so much?  She's a bit of a goober, sure, but she's harmless.

Jebus you're helpless.

Why?

[Bort]

john on September 20, 2010 8:56 PM
Good job FBI.
We'll miss you when your department is disbanded under President Palin's small government initiative.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Why does everyone hate Sarah Palin so much?  She's a bit of a goober, sure, but she's harmless.

Jebus you're helpless.

Why?

He probably meant "hopeless" but that probably doesn't help you.

[powen01]

john on September 20, 2010 8:56 PM
Good job FBI.
We'll miss you when your department is disbanded under President Palin's small government initiative.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

That's good; I missed that.  I was actually referring to the non-irreverent, fire-breathing comments, though, like this one:

Once he is free seems like the smartest thing would be to send him back to Lebanese. But that would be the most sensible thing to do so that won't work!

What would people from Lebanese be called?  Lebanesians?

My landlord's parents actually grew up in Lebanesia. They used to call Bierutville "The Pariston of the Middle Easterberg."

Man, I love it when two hot Lebanesians are all kissing and shit in front of me.  They're hawt.

And then they start playing with each other's jubblies...  and then Sarah Palin comes in and starts getting into it too.  Steaksauce.

[Oleg]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

[Yeti]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SKO]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

[powen01]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

Whoa.  Can we keep the lebanesians?

[Gilgamesh]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

Even Brett Farve?

[Bort]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

Whoa.  Can we keep the lebanesians?

Hawt.

[SKO]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

Even Brett Farve?

You mean Favre? Because if he were American he'd have the R before the V, but he doesn't. Means his parents or somethin' weren't originally speakers of God's language, English. Scientists have proven this, as it's the language my Bible is written in.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I've never hated an athlete more than I hate Brett Favre.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

So much goodness.

The Piatto on September 20, 2010 6:34 PM
The only foreigner I like is the rock band - deport this bum & his family.

RID AMERIKA OF EMIGRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I whole-heartedly embrace this nativist sentiment. White Jesus declared this land for his people, the Vikings, when they came and settled this completely uninhabited land over 10,000 years ago.

Even Brett Farve?

You mean Favre? Because if he were American he'd have the R before the V, but he doesn't. Means his parents or somethin' weren't originally speakers of God's language, English. Scientists have proven this, as it's the language my Bible is written in.

And yet, the guy around here who goes by "RV" is an anti-'merican commie terrorist.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I've never hated an athlete more than I hate Brett Favre.

Perhaps.  Personally, I tend to hate bad players who are in Chicago more than I hate players (good or bad) from other cities.  There are a slew of recent Cubs and 90's era Bears that are far worse than Favre in my book.

That said, Farve would certainly be up there on the list of detestable non-Chicago athletes.