Worst High School Graduation Year Music

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Thanks, morph.  Thanks a lot.

Just hit him back where it hurts him the most, with the gutpunch/nutpunch 1-2 combo that is 1998's #87

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGj77BrEgj4

Yeah... That's a stallion.

[CT III]

Well played, CT.  But there are some I didn't mention the first time.

3. Because You Loved Me, Celine Dion
18. It's All Coming Back to Me Now, Celine Dion
5. Always Be My Baby, Mariah Carey
49. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
9. You're Makin' Me High/Let It Flow, Toni Braxton
19. Change the World, Eric Clapton
25. Who Will Save Your Soul, Jewel (Morph's personal favorite)


And....

11. C'mon n' Ride It (The Train), Quad City DJ's

Whooo! Whooo!

Ahem.

16. Dazzey Duks, Duice

Title and artist.  3 words.  All spelled wrong.

[Bort]

Fuck all of you for using PenFoe instead of me for 1994, just because I wasn't there.

[SKO]

I would just like to throw my hat in the ring, even if I'm not in the poll: http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/2007.htm

1. Irreplaceable, Beyonce
2. Umbrella, Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z
3. The Sweet Escape, Gwen Stefani Featuring Akon
4. Big Girls Don't Cry, Fergie
5. Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin'), T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc
6. Before He Cheats, Carrie Underwood
7. Hey There Delilah, Plain White T's
8. I Wanna Love You, Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg
9. Say It Right, Nelly Furtado
10. Glamorous, Fergie Featuring Ludacris
11. Don't Matter, Akon
12. Girlfriend, Avril Lavigne

[powen01]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked? 

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

All I know is that CT's post above got the chorus^† of "Dazzey Duks"^‡ stuck in my head all day today.

And that probably gives him a bit of an edge.

Come on baby
Kick them Dazzeys<sup>‡


†</sup> Such that it is.
^‡ They seriously couldn't at least get the misspellings in phonetic ballpark?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fuck all of you for using PenFoe Morpheus instead of me for 19940, just because I wasn't there.

Besides, I believe Morph nerded his way out of high school ahead of his class'd.

[Bort]

Fuck all of you for using PenFoe Morpheus instead of me for 19940, just because I wasn't there.

Besides, I believe Morph nerded his way out of high school ahead of his class'd.

My original comment: "19940? Are you from the FUTURE?"

Turns out the strike doesn't do anything on a number with a vertical line in the middle.

[Quality Start Machine]

Class of 1981, Ogdens...

1. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
2. Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
3. Good Lady of Toronto, Kenny Rogers
4. (Just Like) Starting Over, John Lennon
5. Jessie's Girl, Rick Springfield
6. Celebration, Kool and The Gang
7. Kiss On My List, Daryl Hall and John Oates
8. I Love a Rainy Night, Eddie Rabbitt
9. 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
10. Keep On Loving You, REO Speedwagon
11. Theme from "Greatest American Hero", Joey Scarbury
12. Morning Train (Nine to Five), Sheena Easton
13. Being With You, Smokey Robinson
14. QUEEN OF HEARTS, Juice Newton
15. Rapture, Blondie
16. A Woman Needs Love, Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
17. The Tide Is High, Blondie
18. Just the Two of Us, Grover Washington Jr.
19. Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
20. I Love You, Climax Blues Band

*drops mic on floor, struts off*

[SKO]

Class of 1981, Ogdens...

1. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
2. Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
3. Good Lady of Toronto, Kenny Rogers
4. (Just Like) Starting Over, John Lennon
5. Jessie's Girl, Rick Springfield
6. Celebration, Kool and The Gang
7. Kiss On My List, Daryl Hall and John Oates
8. I Love a Rainy Night, Eddie Rabbitt
9. 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
10. Keep On Loving You, REO Speedwagon
11. Theme from "Greatest American Hero", Joey Scarbury
12. Morning Train (Nine to Five), Sheena Easton
13. Being With You, Smokey Robinson
14. QUEEN OF HEARTS, Juice Newton
15. Rapture, Blondie
16. A Woman Needs Love, Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
17. The Tide Is High, Blondie
18. Just the Two of Us, Grover Washington Jr.
19. Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
20. I Love You, Climax Blues Band

*drops mic on floor, struts off*

Believe it or not.

[flannj]

Only 3 things need to be pointed out:
a. 1977
b. Disco
c. Saturday Night Fever

But if you want the ugly details:

1. Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright), Rod Stewart
2. I Just Want to Be Your Everything, Andy Gibb
3. Best of My Love, Emotions
4. Love Theme (From "A Star Is Born"), Barbra Streisand
5. Angel In Your Arms, Hot
6. I Like Dreamin', Kenny Nolan
7. Don't Leave Me This Way, Thelma Houston
8. (Your Love Has Lifted Me) Higher and Higher, Rita Coolidge
9. Undercover Angel, Alan O'Day
10. Torn Between Two Lovers, Mary MacGregor
11. I'm Your Boogie Man, K.C. and The Sunshine Band
12. Dancing Queen, Abba
13. You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, Leo Sayer

I feel lucky that I still have the ability to listen to any music at all.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Class of 1981, Ogdens...

1. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
2. Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
3. Good Lady of Toronto, Kenny Rogers
4. (Just Like) Starting Over, John Lennon
5. Jessie's Girl, Rick Springfield
6. Celebration, Kool and The Gang
7. Kiss On My List, Daryl Hall and John Oates
8. I Love a Rainy Night, Eddie Rabbitt
9. 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
10. Keep On Loving You, REO Speedwagon
11. Theme from "Greatest American Hero", Joey Scarbury
12. Morning Train (Nine to Five), Sheena Easton
13. Being With You, Smokey Robinson
14. QUEEN OF HEARTS, Juice Newton
15. Rapture, Blondie
16. A Woman Needs Love, Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
17. The Tide Is High, Blondie
18. Just the Two of Us, Grover Washington Jr.
19. Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
20. I Love You, Climax Blues Band

*drops mic on floor, struts off*

Pic up your mic, Fork.

(Latter-day) Lennon? (Latter-day) Smokey Robinson? (Latter-day) Blondie aping black culture (x2)?

Okay... None of that's quite "great" or even all that "good." But you're still not even in the running.

[Yeti]

Although I enjoyed #1 when it was out, I haven't heard it in years and it may actually suck...

2004

1. The Reason , Hoobastank
2. This Love , Maroon 5
3. Yeah!, Usher featuring Ludacris & Lil' Jon
4. Leave (Get Out) , JoJo  I don't even remember this song. I'm pretty sure it sucked
5. She Will Be Loved , Maroon 5
6. Pieces of Me , Ashlee Simpson
7. With You , Jessica Simpson
8. The Way You Move , Outkast
9. My Immortal , Evanescence
10. My Happy Ending , Avril Lavigne
11. My Boo, Usher & Alicia Keys
12. Burn , Usher
13. Toxic , Britney Spears
14. If I Ain't Got You , Alicia Keys
15. Breakaway  Kelly Clarkson

[Quality Start Machine]

Class of 1981, Ogdens...

1. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
2. Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
3. Good Lady of Toronto, Kenny Rogers
4. (Just Like) Starting Over, John Lennon
5. Jessie's Girl, Rick Springfield
6. Celebration, Kool and The Gang
7. Kiss On My List, Daryl Hall and John Oates
8. I Love a Rainy Night, Eddie Rabbitt
9. 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
10. Keep On Loving You, REO Speedwagon
11. Theme from "Greatest American Hero", Joey Scarbury
12. Morning Train (Nine to Five), Sheena Easton
13. Being With You, Smokey Robinson
14. QUEEN OF HEARTS, Juice Newton
15. Rapture, Blondie
16. A Woman Needs Love, Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
17. The Tide Is High, Blondie
18. Just the Two of Us, Grover Washington Jr.
19. Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
20. I Love You, Climax Blues Band

*drops mic on floor, struts off*

Pic up your mic, Fork.

(Latter-day) Lennon? (Latter-day) Smokey Robinson? (Latter-day) Blondie aping black culture (x2)?

Okay... None of that's quite "great" or even all that "good." But you're still not even in the running.

Juice Newton alone (even with a Dave Edmunds song) trumps all.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Class of 1981, Ogdens...

1. Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
2. Endless Love, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
3. Good Lady of Toronto, Kenny Rogers
4. (Just Like) Starting Over, John Lennon
5. Jessie's Girl, Rick Springfield
6. Celebration, Kool and The Gang
7. Kiss On My List, Daryl Hall and John Oates
8. I Love a Rainy Night, Eddie Rabbitt
9. 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
10. Keep On Loving You, REO Speedwagon
11. Theme from "Greatest American Hero", Joey Scarbury
12. Morning Train (Nine to Five), Sheena Easton
13. Being With You, Smokey Robinson
14. QUEEN OF HEARTS, Juice Newton
15. Rapture, Blondie
16. A Woman Needs Love, Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio
17. The Tide Is High, Blondie
18. Just the Two of Us, Grover Washington Jr.
19. Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
20. I Love You, Climax Blues Band

*drops mic on floor, struts off*

Pic up your mic, Fork.

(Latter-day) Lennon? (Latter-day) Smokey Robinson? (Latter-day) Blondie aping black culture (x2)?

Okay... None of that's quite "great" or even all that "good." But you're still not even in the running.

Juice Newton alone (even with a Dave Edmunds song) trumps all.

a) Juice Newton means nothing to me, old man.

b) Have you even glanced at anyone else's list? No need to even click on any of them. Flannj alone already has you beat.