Worst High School Graduation Year Music

[Chuck to Chuck]

Chuck-- I see your 1985, and raise you one, 1986:

1. That's What Friends Are For, Dionne Warwick, Elton John, and Gladys Knight
2. Say You, Say Me, Lionel Richie
3. I Miss You, Klymaxx
4. On My Own, Patti Labelle and Michael McDonald
5. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister
6. How Will I Know, Whitney Houston
7. Party All The Time, Eddie Murphy
8. Burning Heart, Survivor
9. Kyrie, Mr. Mister
10. Addicted to Love, Robert Palmer

I can only listen to #10 without wanting to shove an ice pick in my ear

Other "Highlights"
31. When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going, Billy Ocean
39. Dancing On the Ceiling, Lionel Richie
60. We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off, Jermaine Stewart
67. Who's Johnny, El Debarge
77. Rumors, Timex Social Club
92. Spies Like Us, Paul McCartney

The Rumors knock off, "Roaches" by Bobby Jimmy & The Critters is good.  But not as good as "We Like Ugly Women."

The ones with green teeth... the ones with nappy hair... wow that brings back memories.

There's too much funk on this message board!

[Saul Goodman]

Only 3 things need to be pointed out:
a. 1977
b. Disco
c. Saturday Night Fever

But if you want the ugly details:

1. Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright), Rod Stewart
2. I Just Want to Be Your Everything, Andy Gibb
3. Best of My Love, Emotions
4. Love Theme (From "A Star Is Born"), Barbra Streisand
5. Angel In Your Arms, Hot
6. I Like Dreamin', Kenny Nolan
7. Don't Leave Me This Way, Thelma Houston
8. (Your Love Has Lifted Me) Higher and Higher, Rita Coolidge
9. Undercover Angel, Alan O'Day
10. Torn Between Two Lovers, Mary MacGregor
11. I'm Your Boogie Man, K.C. and The Sunshine Band
12. Dancing Queen, Abba
13. You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, Leo Sayer

I feel lucky that I still have the ability to listen to any music at all.

It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know? The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked, and the '70s-- Oh, my god, they obviously suck. Come on. Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know?

Stoner.

That's what Yeti loves about these high school girls, man. He gets older, they stay the same age.

Why else do you think I hang around the football games? The cheerleaders, they love me.

Yeti is trying to make this meme so tired we'll quit bringing it up.  Don't let him win.

[ChuckD]

2004

4. Leave (Get Out) , JoJo  I don't even remember this song. I'm pretty sure it sucked

She would've been right in your wheelhouse, duder.

Joanna Noklle Levesque (born December 20, 1990), better-known as her stage name JoJo, is an American pop and R&B singer and actress.

[Internet Apex]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked? 

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

[powen01]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked? 

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

[Tony]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked? 

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

TLC ain't bad.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked? 

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

TLC ain't bad.

Did Butthead just pour some out on the curb for Left Eye?

[Internet Apex]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked?  

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

TLC ain't bad.

THI

You a '95er too, Tone?

[Tony]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked?  

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

TLC ain't bad.

THI

You a '95er too, Tone?

Nope. I'm an old man...'94. Some dude in my freshman year dorm loved TLC and played it all the time. Instead of driving me crazy I started to actually like it.

[Internet Apex]

1. Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio
2. Waterfalls, TLC
3. Creep, TLC
4. Kiss from a Rose, Seal
5. On Bended Knee, Boyz II Men
6. Another Night, Real McCoy
7. Fantasy, Mariah Carey
8. Take a Bow, Madonna
9. Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days), Monica
10. This Is How We Do It, Montell Jordan

Is this the game?  To see how much your graduation year music sucked?  

Coolio?  Seal?  TLC? Madonna? Mariah Carey?  Monica?

If this is the game, I win, suckas.

By the way, Senior Prom theme song was "The Way You Look Tonight" by Eric Clapton, and I have my 15 year reunion tonight.

Eagerly awaiting Stu's posting here...

I think we don't win, Powen. Some of these songs aren't that bad.

I mean that Montell Jordan track sampled Slick Rick's Children's Story so... yeah.

I didn't think they were all that bad either; I just thought that if I sounded confident enough in my response that I would win by default.  Seriously though, I hate Madonna.

TLC ain't bad.

THI

You a '95er too, Tone?

Nope. I'm an old man...'94. Some dude in my freshman year dorm loved TLC and played it all the time. Instead of driving me crazy I started to actually like it.

I'll even go so far as to say that Monica song is fucking hilarious and worthwhile just for the lolz. Who doesn't like making fun of snotty chicks.

So to sum up.



1995, bitches.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

My 20th HS reunion is tonight.  Should I print out my list and bring it, or should I expect that I'm going to be hearing it tonight regardless?

[Internet Apex]

My 20th HS reunion is tonight.  Should I print out my list and bring it, or should I expect that I'm going to be hearing it tonight regardless?

My guess is you have it memorized without even looking.

[Internet Apex]

1998 wins for Time of Your Life (Good Riddance) by Green Day.

I refuse to hate Green Day. That song may well have murdered an orphan or two in its day, but I'm not hating Green Day.

Anyways, it's not on the list.

This song is, though: 10. I Don't Want to Wait, Paula Cole

Then there's all sorts of crazy songs I've never heard of by performers I never knew existed:

1. Too Close, Next
24. Body Bumpin Yippie-Yi-Yo, Public Announcement
26. I Don't Ever Want to See You Again, Uncle Sam
36. Deja Vu (Uptown Baby), Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz
94. Butta Love, Next

Lsg, Voices Of Theory, Sylk-E Fyne, K.P. and Envyi, Xscape, Lox, Inoj... Who the fuck are these people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFDUwcU4S9k

That Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz song was produced by Wyclef and it sucks every form of testicle. But Lord Tarik was a member of the most underrated hip-hop group of all-time - Money Boss Players. They were like Onyx, Das Efx, Mobb Deep and the Alkoholiks all wrapped into one. Only better.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmZp5g2QVXQ

[flannj]

That Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz song was produced by Wyclef and it sucks every form of testicle. But Lord Tarik was a member of the most underrated hip-hop group of all-time - Money Boss Players. They were like Onyx, Das Efx, Mobb Deep and the Alkoholiks all wrapped into one. Only better.

Don't believe me?

Believe you?

I don't even understand what you're saying.

[Slaky]

1998 wins for Time of Your Life (Good Riddance) by Green Day.

I refuse to hate Green Day. That song may well have murdered an orphan or two in its day, but I'm not hating Green Day.

Anyways, it's not on the list.

This song is, though: 10. I Don't Want to Wait, Paula Cole

Then there's all sorts of crazy songs I've never heard of by performers I never knew existed:

1. Too Close, Next
24. Body Bumpin Yippie-Yi-Yo, Public Announcement
26. I Don't Ever Want to See You Again, Uncle Sam
36. Deja Vu (Uptown Baby), Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz
94. Butta Love, Next

Lsg, Voices Of Theory, Sylk-E Fyne, K.P. and Envyi, Xscape, Lox, Inoj... Who the fuck are these people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFDUwcU4S9k

That Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz song was produced by Wyclef and it sucks every form of testicle. But Lord Tarik was a member of the most underrated hip-hop group of all-time - Money Boss Players. They were like Onyx, Das Efx, Mobb Deep and the Alkoholiks all wrapped into one. Only better.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmZp5g2QVXQ

The fucking Lox were the worst. I think this was the year that rap went right down the shitter.