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Gil Suggests that the Bears shouldn't score much and should give up a safety and a pick six so his beloved Packers D can get him a fantasy win. How do we feel about this?

He should be skullfucked by a grizzly bear
He should be forced sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section
It's okay, I'd do the same thing
Really, this fucker's worse than PenFoe
Really, fuck him.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 10:19:33 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 27, 2010, 10:10:50 AM
I voted to force him to sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section.

Because hilarity would ensue the moment Gil stands up to cheer on an ongoing play.

I WORE A BEARS HAT TO WORK TODAY!!!

I WANT BEARS FOOTBAW FROM THE GAME TONIGHT!!

CONSISTENT DEFENSIVE EXCELLENCE FROM BOTH TEAMS.

10-9 Bears.

Frankly, if you're depending on consistent defensive excellence to win your fantasy league, you deserve to be 1-2.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2010, 10:27:28 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!

Why would you do that? Are you trying to lose on purpose?

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2010, 10:27:32 AM »
Quote from: CT III on September 27, 2010, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 27, 2010, 10:10:50 AM
I voted to force him to sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section.

Because hilarity would ensue the moment Gil stands up to cheer on an ongoing play.

I WORE A BEARS HAT TO WORK TODAY!!!

I WANT BEARS FOOTBAW FROM THE GAME TONIGHT!!

CONSISTENT DEFENSIVE EXCELLENCE FROM BOTH TEAMS.

10-9 Bears.

Frankly, if you're depending on consistent defensive excellence to win your fantasy league, you deserve to be 1-2.

Maybe if Rivers had more options to pass to other than Antonio Gates, or if Brandon Marshall had died, it'd be ok.

It stands 116 to 102 right now.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2010, 10:28:38 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2010, 10:29:17 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!

Why would you do that? Are you trying to lose on purpose?

If it's what I have to do, I'll do it.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:29:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!

Why would you do that? Are you trying to lose on purpose?

If it's what I have to do, I'll do it.

You suck at fantasy football

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2010, 10:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:29:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!

Why would you do that? Are you trying to lose on purpose?

If it's what I have to do, I'll do it.

You suck at fantasy football

I do have several hours to change it.  And please post more.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2010, 10:33:41 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:31:55 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:29:17 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 27, 2010, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

My Packers D has been replaced by the Bears D.

There, you meatheads happy?

YOU'VE COST ME A WIN!!!

GO BEARS!!!

Why would you do that? Are you trying to lose on purpose?

If it's what I have to do, I'll do it.

You suck at fantasy football

I do have several hours to change it.  And please post more.

I can happily oblige that request.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2010, 10:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 27, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]


This image reminds me, Giant Gonzalez died this weekend.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2010, 10:43:47 AM »
Quote from: CT III on September 27, 2010, 10:41:25 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 27, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]


This image reminds me, Giant Gonzalez died this weekend.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2010, 10:58:02 AM »
I love Katy Perry's bouncy tits.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2010, 11:00:01 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2010, 11:03:42 AM »
In my office pool, I need a Bears win and a game score of 50+ to win $100. That hundo would be spent on Purdue/Northwestern tickets for next Saturday. I don't really know what the point is other than if the Bears win tonight I'm watching Purdue get slaughtered for free. If the Bears get slaughtered then I have to use another stream of revenue to pay for my Purdue slaughter. Can you just imagine the humiliation?

GO BEARS. FUCK GIL GUN. FUCK HUARD. FUCK WISCONSIN. FUCK NORTHWESTERN. FUCK MY LIFE.
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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2010, 11:14:40 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 27, 2010, 11:03:42 AM
In my office pool, I need a Bears win and a game score of 50+ to win $100. That hundo would be spent on Purdue/Northwestern tickets for next Saturday. I don't really know what the point is other than if the Bears win tonight I'm watching Purdue get slaughtered for free. If the Bears get slaughtered then I have to use another stream of revenue to pay for my Purdue slaughter. Can you just imagine the humiliation?

GO BEARS. FUCK GIL GUN. FUCK HUARD. FUCK WISCONSIN. FUCK NORTHWESTERN. FUCK MY LIFE.


Well then I'm rooting that the Bears win 63 to -6 tonight
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