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Gil Suggests that the Bears shouldn't score much and should give up a safety and a pick six so his beloved Packers D can get him a fantasy win. How do we feel about this?

He should be skullfucked by a grizzly bear
He should be forced sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section
It's okay, I'd do the same thing
Really, this fucker's worse than PenFoe
Really, fuck him.

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SKO

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Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« on: September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM »
VOTE! Justice must be served.
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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 09:58:06 AM »
10-9 Bears win.

Defense rules the night.

I get my fantasy win.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 10:00:16 AM »
Vote or die, mothafuckers.

I voted grizzley bear.
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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 10:01:03 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
VOTE! Justice must be served.

You realize this means no more free booze, right?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 10:02:34 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
VOTE! Justice must be served.

You realize this means no more free booze, right?

This hurts me more than it hurts you, but sometimes you have to sacrifice for justice. You used to know that, man.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 10:04:08 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
VOTE! Justice must be served.

You realize this means no more free booze, right?

This hurts me more than it hurts you, but sometimes you have to sacrifice for justice. You used to know that, man.

You can send that bottle back now.  Or I'll just drive there and take it by force.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 10:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:04:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
VOTE! Justice must be served.

You realize this means no more free booze, right?

This hurts me more than it hurts you, but sometimes you have to sacrifice for justice. You used to know that, man.

You can send that bottle back now.  Or I'll just drive there and take it by force.

Don't think I can't finish it in one night.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 10:05:42 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 10:04:35 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:04:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 10:02:34 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 27, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
VOTE! Justice must be served.

You realize this means no more free booze, right?

This hurts me more than it hurts you, but sometimes you have to sacrifice for justice. You used to know that, man.

You can send that bottle back now.  Or I'll just drive there and take it by force.

Don't think I can't finish it in one night.

I'll be leaving in an hour.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 10:09:22 AM »
What the fuck is the matter with you Gil?

Go sit with Huey and think about what you've done.
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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 10:10:50 AM »
I voted to force him to sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section.

Because hilarity would ensue the moment Gil stands up to cheer on an ongoing play.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 10:15:38 AM »
Quote from: flannj on September 27, 2010, 10:09:22 AM
What the fuck is the matter with you Gil?

Go sit with Huey and think about what you've done.

I NEED A FANTASY WIN!!!!

14 points from the Packers D is all I need.

1-2 going into Week 4 is terrible.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 10:16:29 AM »
Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 27, 2010, 10:10:50 AM
I voted to force him to sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section.

Because hilarity would ensue the moment Gil stands up to cheer on an ongoing play.

I WORE A BEARS HAT TO WORK TODAY!!!

I WANT BEARS FOOTBAW FROM THE GAME TONIGHT!!

CONSISTENT DEFENSIVE EXCELLENCE FROM BOTH TEAMS.

10-9 Bears.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 10:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 27, 2010, 10:10:50 AM
I voted to force him to sit next to Huey in the Packers rooting section.

Because hilarity would ensue the moment Gil stands up to cheer on an ongoing play.

I WORE A BEARS HAT TO WORK TODAY!!!

I WANT BEARS FOOTBAW FROM THE GAME TONIGHT!!

CONSISTENT DEFENSIVE EXCELLENCE FROM BOTH TEAMS.

10-9 Bears.

Can I vote a secod time for "really, fuck him" because that's how I feel right now.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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