Gil Gunderson- More Treacherous than a Common Yeti

[Gilgamesh]

In my office pool, I need a Bears win and a game score of 50+ to win $100. That hundo would be spent on Purdue/Northwestern tickets for next Saturday. I don't really know what the point is other than if the Bears win tonight I'm watching Purdue get slaughtered for free. If the Bears get slaughtered then I have to use another stream of revenue to pay for my Purdue slaughter. Can you just imagine the humiliation?

GO BEARS. FUCK GIL GUN. FUCK HUARD. FUCK WISCONSIN. FUCK NORTHWESTERN. FUCK MY LIFE.

Well then I'm rooting that the Bears win 63 to -6 tonight

With my newly substituted Bears D in for the Packers D, I endorse this outcome as well.

[Internet Apex]

In my office pool, I need a Bears win and a game score of 50+ to win $100. That hundo would be spent on Purdue/Northwestern tickets for next Saturday. I don't really know what the point is other than if the Bears win tonight I'm watching Purdue get slaughtered for free. If the Bears get slaughtered then I have to use another stream of revenue to pay for my Purdue slaughter. Can you just imagine the humiliation?

GO BEARS. FUCK GIL GUN. FUCK HUARD. FUCK WISCONSIN. FUCK NORTHWESTERN. FUCK MY LIFE.

Well then I'm rooting that the Bears win 63 to -6 tonight

With my newly substituted Bears D in for the Packers D, I endorse this outcome as well.

With Jake Utler, John Equinox, Matt 40, Bob Gould, Lantz Briggs and P'Nut going tonight for my fantasy squadron I also something something $$$$!

[CBStew]

I voted for the grizzly bear, but only because he works for the NLRB.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I voted for the grizzly bear, but only because he works for the NLRB.

The NLRB employs a grizzly bear?

That's ntohing, actually.  Thrill works with a gorilla named "Windows".

[Gilgamesh]

I voted for the grizzly bear, but only because he works for the NLRB.

I laughed heartily at this.

[Bort]

Grizzly bear.

[Bort]

Do grizzly bears travel in herds ever? Because I'd vote for Gil to bleed Grizzly pink from a gangrape.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I might reconsider my vote if the grizzly Bear in question is this man...

[powen01]

He's no grizzly, but he's ready to get his hump on.

[Bort]

He's no grizzly, but he's ready to get his hump on.

At least he's waiting patiently, as I imagine there is a huge line of grizzlies ahead of him just a-rapin' away.

[R-V]

Although most surely suspect that I can't wait for the Packers to kick some ass tonight have a long list of beefs (and meatballs, natch) and grudges, it may still surprise no one one I declare that Gil Gunderson has made an enemy of me this day.  He can sit with RV in their ketchup and weiner bits bath.  You NEVER pull for anything less than total annihuilation in this insatnce--no equivocation whatsoever...unless it's late in the season, your coach is Dave Jauronstache, you're going nowhere, you hate the Bears and you can win some decent coin in your fanatsy football...but no fucking way otherwise, especially for something as (sadly) rare as this..

I like you, Gil, but fuck you.

/Something something Go Packers something
Go Bears.  Fucking sincerelysize]

I challenge you to name one insatnce when I had anything other than full, uncut wieners in my bathtub.

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[Internet Apex]

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You'll be waiting until the end of time for a "No Homo" on that.