Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.

[Yeti]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

[Bort]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

Who knew what you meant in your hilljack dialect?

[Bort]

I guess we'll always have opening day 2006 at Green Bay in which Mark Anderson was in full-beast mode on Favre's face, the Bears returned a kick for a TD and Yeti was literally nowhere to be found.

In the abstract.

[Brownie]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

No.

Bort literally does not know of the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports would be more precise.  "Is not known" is passive. Prefer the active voice.

[R-V]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

Who knew what you meant in your hilljack dialect?

Why don't you make like a trash squirrel and jump in a tub of grits, city boy.

[Eli]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

No.

Bort literally does not know of the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports would be more precise.  "Is not known" is passive. Prefer the active voice.

All right, who let William Strunk, Jr., steal TJ's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a sentence of what understood meaning then which it was be to clearly conveyed supposed?

[Bort]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

No.

Bort literally does not know of the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports would be more precise.  "Is not known" is passive. Prefer the active voice.

All right, who let William Strunk, Jr., steal TJ's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a sentence of what understood meaning then which it was be to clearly conveyed supposed?

Eli, such pedantfhaggotry is an outrage up with which I shall not put!

[Yeti]

You cannot EXAGGERATE "literally." The most unique thing about the word literal is that when you misuse it, you are using it exactly wrong.

It would be ok if Thrill didn't steal Eli's password to bust pedantnuts over the usage of a word when the meaning of what was supposed to be conveyed was clearly understood.

If the meaning was clear to everyone, no one would have to call you on it.

So the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports is literally not known?

No.

Bort literally does not know of the talent disparity in the lower ranks of sports would be more precise.  "Is not known" is passive. Prefer the active voice.

You are literally the lowest form of life on the internet

[SKO]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

[Oleg]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

Katy Perry's tits.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

Add in some quiet yet sullen head-shaking over the white-hot sense of promise that was Mark Anderson's rookie season.

[Yeti]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

Cutler is a golden god

[SKO]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

Add in some quiet yet sullen head-shaking over the white-hot sense of promise that was Mark Anderson's rookie season.

Bah. I thought it was a mirage then. I mean, I didn't think he'd turn out to be the completely useless fucking pile of suck, but he fell off after they lost Tommie in 2006 and any run of the mill pure pass rusher could have gotten those sacks with the defense double teaming Harris and Ogunleye.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So we're all agreed that I'm right about Cutler, right? Is that what I'm supposed to take from the last 7 pages?

Add in some quiet yet sullen head-shaking over the white-hot sense of promise that was Mark Anderson's rookie season.

Bah. I thought it was a mirage then. I mean, I didn't think he'd turn out to be the completely useless fucking pile of suck, but he fell off after they lost Tommie in 2006 and any run of the mill pure pass rusher could have gotten those sacks with the defense double teaming Harris and Ogunleye.

This is you trying to ease the hurt?

[whimpers quietly]

[Internet Apex]

Now that the Bears have drug cheats bookending their defensive line, does it really matter if they win the Super Bowl? I mean that shit's gonna come with an asterisk on it anyway amirite? We won't know for sure until Bob Costas weighs in on Sunday night but I think we're hosed.

Grant is also one of the active players in the league involved in the StarCaps case. He potentially faces a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's steroids policy when the case is completed.

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