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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #225 on: October 06, 2010, 07:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 06, 2010, 07:42:13 AM
Now that the Bears have drug cheats bookending their defensive line, does it really matter if they win the Super Bowl? I mean that shit's gonna come with an asterisk on it anyway amirite? We won't know for sure until Bob Costas weighs in on Sunday night but I think we're hosed.

QuoteGrant is also one of the active players in the league involved in the StarCaps case. He potentially faces a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's steroids policy when the case is completed.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-1006-bears-chicago--20101005,0,2640795.story

Fuckin' Costas. If this team somehow went 15-1 he'll still be pontificating about the injustice of the Calvin Johnson call.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #226 on: October 06, 2010, 07:49:33 AM »
Quote from: SKO on October 06, 2010, 07:47:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 06, 2010, 07:42:13 AM
Now that the Bears have drug cheats bookending their defensive line, does it really matter if they win the Super Bowl? I mean that shit's gonna come with an asterisk on it anyway amirite? We won't know for sure until Bob Costas weighs in on Sunday night but I think we're hosed.

QuoteGrant is also one of the active players in the league involved in the StarCaps case. He potentially faces a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's steroids policy when the case is completed.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-1006-bears-chicago--20101005,0,2640795.story

Fuckin' Costas. If this team somehow went 15-1 he'll still be pontificating about the injustice of the Calvin Johnson call.

He's a pompous, self-fallating, unfunny little shit. He ruins sports.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #227 on: October 06, 2010, 08:38:13 AM »
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2776470,CST-SPT-rick06.article Jesus, Rick Telander. Blaming the diabetus? What a trainwreck of an article.

Also, it's been fixed now, but in the original article he apparently had the wrong type of diabetes written down. The comments ripping him are hilarious.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #228 on: October 06, 2010, 08:49:48 AM »
Quote from: SKO on October 06, 2010, 08:38:13 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/2776470,CST-SPT-rick06.article Jesus, Rick Telander. Blaming the diabetus? What a trainwreck of an article.

Also, it's been fixed now, but in the original article he apparently had the wrong type of diabetes written down. The comments ripping him are hilarious.

To be fair to Rick, Jay probably would be more capable of escaping pressure in the pocket if he hadn't had his foot amputated.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #229 on: October 06, 2010, 09:06:27 AM »
Corey Wooten, 4th-round pick at defensive end out of Northwestern is listed third on the depth chart on one side behind Idonije and Charles Grant. I'm going to sit here and daydream about him being good at football for a second.





Ok.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #230 on: October 06, 2010, 08:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 06, 2010, 09:06:27 AM
Corey Wooten, 4th-round pick at defensive end out of Northwestern is listed third on the depth chart on one side behind Idonije and Charles Grant. I'm going to sit here and daydream about him being good at football for a second.





Ok.

It's Wootton, dickworm, and he's the guy who knocked Stanzi out last year.  Therefore he will be an All-Pro.  In the abstract.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #231 on: October 06, 2010, 08:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2010, 08:06:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 06, 2010, 09:06:27 AM
Corey Wooten, 4th-round pick at defensive end out of Northwestern is listed third on the depth chart on one side behind Idonije and Charles Grant. I'm going to sit here and daydream about him being good at football for a second.





Ok.

It's Wootton, dickworm, and he's the guy who knocked Stanzi out last year.  Therefore he will be an All-Pro.  In the abstract.

Good.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #232 on: October 07, 2010, 11:43:26 AM »
Anybody have a loaded gun I can borrow?

QuoteTodd Collins will start at QB for #Bears Sunday

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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #233 on: October 07, 2010, 11:50:45 AM »
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 11:43:26 AM
Anybody have a loaded gun I can borrow?

QuoteTodd Collins will start at QB for #Bears Sunday

Another name to add to a storied list of Bears' QB starters.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #234 on: October 07, 2010, 11:53:33 AM »
For the record, I watched Haney play against Cal.  Cal won, because it had a better team, but Haney was the best QB on the field and very scary for the Cal fans.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #235 on: October 07, 2010, 11:54:29 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on October 07, 2010, 11:53:33 AM
For the record, I watched Haney play against Cal.  Cal won, because it had a better team, but Haney was the best QB on the field and very scary for the Cal fans.

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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #236 on: October 07, 2010, 12:16:04 PM »
RotanaWorld (via Biggs) reporting Cutler will not play this week, Collins to start.
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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #237 on: October 07, 2010, 12:16:51 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
RotanaWorld (via Biggs) reporting Cutler will not play this week, Collins to start.

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Re: Bears Fans Are Concussed, Like Their Quarterback - 10/03/10.
« Reply #239 on: October 07, 2010, 12:38:56 PM »
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 12:16:51 PM
Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
RotanaWorld (via Biggs) reporting Cutler will not play this week, Collins to start.

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