The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread

[Tony]

Cutler is ruined. Twitter is nothing but Rondo/Cutler comments. I'm getting Cutler/Rondo texts. Anytime anyone ever gets hurt, in any sport, all we are going to hear about is Cutler. I don't think winning a Super Bowl is enough to fix his image.

Hearing about Cutler's knee is going to end up being more annoying than hearing about Bartman.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Cutler is ruined. Twitter is nothing but Rondo/Cutler comments. I'm getting Cutler/Rondo texts. Anytime anyone ever gets hurt, in any sport, all we are going to hear about is Cutler. I don't think winning a Super Bowl is enough to fix his image.

Hearing about Cutler's knee is going to end up being more annoying than hearing about Bartman.

I hope you're wrong.  Jebus.

[Tony]

Cutler is ruined. Twitter is nothing but Rondo/Cutler comments. I'm getting Cutler/Rondo texts. Anytime anyone ever gets hurt, in any sport, all we are going to hear about is Cutler. I don't think winning a Super Bowl is enough to fix his image.

Hearing about Cutler's knee is going to end up being more annoying than hearing about Bartman.

I hope you're wrong.  Jebus.

I hope I'm wrong too. I probably am. My meatball little brother likes to stick poke, and he's convinced Cutler is a pussy. He is not going to bait me into an argument today. It's Mother's Day goddamit.

[Internet Apex]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

[Tony]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

[SKO]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

[Internet Apex]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

[Slaky]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

[Bort]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

[Internet Apex]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Pshh... I have two of those. I traded a Peyton Manning shotglass and a ghey Bobby Knight autographed sweatervest for one in near-mint condition.  


EDIT: It's not a shotglass with Peyton Manning's name or picture on it. But just a random shotglass from some chode bar in Broad Ripple that he put his pickle smoochers all over one night. I got over.

[SKO]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Pshh... I have two of those. I traded a Peyton Manning shotglass and a ghey Bobby Knight autographed sweatervest for one in near-mint condition. 

I watched him throw out routes to his cousin in an abandoned parking lot in Santa Claus, IN back before he went through his Vanderbilt phase and sold out.

[Internet Apex]

I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Pshh... I have two of those. I traded a Peyton Manning shotglass and a ghey Bobby Knight autographed sweatervest for one in near-mint condition. 

I watched him throw out routes to his cousin in an abandoned parking lot in Santa Claus, IN back before he went through his Vanderbilt phase and sold out.

(shirtless) Pics or it never happened. (||)

[Slaky]

Has everyone heard this clip of Tyler Hansbrough attempting to read:

http://youtu.be/1T5QyTs3h1Y

[Yeti]

Has everyone heard this clip of Tyler Hansbrough attempting to read:

http://youtu.be/1T5QyTs3h1Y

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