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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2011, 01:16:21 PM »
So that's it. LeBron will not learn from this experience or use the rest of his career to improve his post-up and perimeter games because he just isn't wired that way. He enjoys being bad at basketball and will continue to suck. That's fucking awesome. 
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #167 on: June 13, 2011, 01:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 01:16:21 PM
So that's it. LeBron will not learn from this experience or use the rest of his career to improve his post-up and perimeter games because he just isn't wired that way. He enjoys being bad at basketball and will continue to suck. That's fucking awesome. 

Exactly.  And that goddamn loudmouth Mark Cuban will never win a title because he doesn't do shit the right way.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #169 on: June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #170 on: June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #171 on: June 13, 2011, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #172 on: June 13, 2011, 02:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

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Shaq actually had some not-awful songs in the early 90s thanks to his more-than-ample production budget. Hell, if you don't fuck with "No Hooks" featuring Wu-Tang's RZA and Meth, you are a worse hip-hop listener than TDubbs.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #173 on: June 13, 2011, 02:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Especially when that slogan is an obvious reference to Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #174 on: June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #175 on: June 13, 2011, 03:00:47 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:54:12 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Especially when that slogan is an obvious reference to Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.

As told by Tiger Woods.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #176 on: June 13, 2011, 03:01:06 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #177 on: June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #178 on: June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe.
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Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
« Reply #179 on: June 13, 2011, 04:24:09 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe which referenced the original Eddie Murphy gag.

Are we good?
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