The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

Fin.

That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe which referenced the original Eddie Murphy gag.

Are we good?

NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

[Bort]

The important thing to remember is we can ALL still be asshurt even after the season is over.

[SKO]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

[Internet Apex]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Yay?

[SKO]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Yay?

I'm just letting you know that, despite your prodigious accomplishments in the field of Asshurtology, you've got a long fucking way to go to catch the entire state of Ohio.

[Slaky]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Yay?

I'm just letting you know that, despite your prodigious accomplishments in the field of Asshurtology, you've got a long fucking way to go to catch the entire state of Ohio.

There is no sadder state in the union than Ohio. What a pathetic group of dickless ass lint eating homotards. Yes, that's right. Fuck you Jane Lynch! RETARDS RETARDS RETARDS.

[morpheus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eES8xEjclQ

[thehawk]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ

An amendment to a long-running suit of Ross Perot (the previous and now a minority owner), against Mark Cuban for mismanaging the Mavericks.  For the lawyers in the crowd, maybe the best use of a defined term in recent history.

[CT III]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ

An amendment to a long-running suit of Ross Perot (the previous and now a minority owner), against Mark Cuban for mismanaging the Mavericks.  For the lawyers in the crowd, maybe the best use of a defined term in recent history.

I just thank gord that asshole didn't buy the Cubs and drive them into the ground.

[BH]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ

An amendment to a long-running suit of Ross Perot (the previous and now a minority owner), against Mark Cuban for mismanaging the Mavericks.  For the lawyers in the crowd, maybe the best use of a defined term in recent history.

I just thank gord that asshole didn't buy the Cubs and drive them into the ground.

Reinsdorf does things the right way, by not paying a luxury tax. Keeps the league more competitive.